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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

Murder Daddy, Book 1

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F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy

By: Lance Lansdale
Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
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SCOTTY

My boyfriend’s been trying to kill me for weeks. Well, I guess he's my boyfriend. I mean, we've never officially been introduced, but he's always standing in the shadows, watching me. That has to be a good sign, right? The first time I saw him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my heart, and he's turned up with a new weapon every night since. As fun as our silly little game of Murder Daddy may be, I’m getting tired of having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and using his weapons against him.

BRODY

I’ve got to get my head in the game. As my agency’s top assassin, I’ve killed my fair share of men. When Senator Levinson placed his son on my hitlist, I figured it would be a one-and-done. I was wrong. Every time our paths cross, he winds up getting the upper hand. The things he makes me do once he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright depraved, and for some reason, I can't bring myself to stop it from happening. My wife tells me I need to just suck it up and get the job done. My wife’s boyfriend says I’m sweet on the guy, which is absolutely ridiculous. Even if I wanted to take advantage of our open marriage, I’m not gay. This man—this Freakshow—is completely unhinged, and the worst part is, I think I might be just as crazy as him.

F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, absolutely UNHINGED, dual-POV, dark romcom that is equal parts insta-love and insta-lust. While one character is married, their marriage is open, and there's no cheating between them.

©2024 Lance Lansdale (P)2025 Lance Lansdale
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F××ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy, narrated by Kevin Earlywine. This is book 1 in the Murder Daddy series and is a reread.

OK, this book was absolutely nuts but it was captivating. So we have a hired unaliver and a lonely boy. The unaliver cannot do his job and the lonely boy says I love you super fast. He doesn’t even know Brody's name. And I was rooting for them from the beginning because there is something about them that just works.

This is my first time listening to Narrator Kevin Earlywine & he really brought Scotty & Brody to life. In some ways he made the crazy less crazy.

Things I ❤️
🔪 Dual POV
🔧 Epilogue
🔪 Plain Crazy fun
🔧 Found Family

DELULU must read

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I didn't like the book and I didn't like the narration. I cannot recommend this unfortunately.

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