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Slammed in the Butt by My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Sam Rand
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Summary

As a marketer for Pear Computers, Relm loves his job, but when you're the leading innovator of smartphones and computers, the stress can sometimes be overwhelming. This year, however, Relm finds himself in the pickle of a lifetime when it's announced that the new mePhone does not support a headphone input.

Struggling to understand this bizarre choice, Relm follows a trail of clues deep into the world of living smartphones, ending up at an isolated cabin with a debatably obsolete sentient headphone jack named Bortel.

Now Relm is questioning the relevance of everything, including himself, and coming to terms with his own worth by way of a hardcore gay auxiliary port encounter.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay absence-of-matter action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, and sentient headphone jack love.

©2016 Chuck Tingle (P)2016 Chuck Tingle
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