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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off

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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present.

Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, Harper has completely forgotten about her new houseplant, allowing the leaves to wither away, and die.

Realizing her limitations, Harper finds the plant a new, better home.

Now, however, this sexy houseplant is back, introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.

This erotic tale is a listen full of sizzling human-on-houseplant action, and lesbian, sentient flora love.

©2020 Chuck Tingle (P)2022 Chuck Tingle
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