We're pleased to have you join us
30-day trial with Audible is available.
New Releases
-
Herscht 07769
- By: László Krasznahorkai
- Narrated by: Daniel Ortiz
- Length: 16 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Kana sería un tranquilo pueblo perdido en Turingia si su remota desolación no hubiera atraído a un grupo de neonazis... Mientras que los lugareños mantienen las distancias con los extraños, Florian Herscht, un huérfano tan formidable como inofensivo, inocentón y clarividente, cree tener amigos en ambos bandos; y, convencido de que el universo está a punto de colapsar, escribe una carta tras otra a Angela Merkel para advertirla de la inminente catástrofe. Sólo el descubrimiento de la música de Bach le permitirá sustraerse de sus tormentosos presagios.
-
Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Karlheinz Gabor
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache ist ein kurzer humoristisch-satirischer Essay des US-amerikanischen Schriftstellers Mark Twain aus dem Jahre 1880. Das englische Original wurde zuerst in der Anthologie „A Tramp Abroad" als Annex D veröffentlicht. Twain, der sich zu jener Zeit auf einer mehrmonatigen Reise durch Europa befand, schildert darin die – wie er es empfand – Skurrilitäten, Absurditäten, Widersprüchlichkeiten und generellen Schwierigkeiten beim Erlernen der deutschen Sprache als Fremdsprache.
By: Mark Twain
-
Cakes and Ale
- By: W. Somerset Maugham
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Listen to Cakes and Ale, one of W. Somerset Maugham’s most beloved and subtly provocative novels. First published in 1930, this classic explores love, marriage, art, hypocrisy, and the cost of respectability in English society. Told with Maugham’s trademark wit and clarity, the novel reflects on memory, morality, and the tension between social conformity and personal freedom. Inspired in part by real literary figures, Cakes and Ale is both a sharp social satire and a deeply human story.
-
Scoring off Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Shawna Wolf
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
"There are moments when a man feels he has the upper hand… and then there are the moments immediately after." In Scoring off Jeeves , Bertie Wooster is quietly confident that, just this once, he has managed to get the better of his otherwise infallible valet. A small victory, perhaps—but in a life so frequently guided, corrected, and discreetly improved, it feels like a triumph of historic proportions. Naturally, this cannot possibly last.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
-
Agent Bigglesby
- Not Dead Yet
- By: James P. Rochester
- Narrated by: F. Trivelli
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
As Time Goes Bye-Bye... What happens when one of the world’s greatest superspies struggles with retirement? Officially, he’s dead, of course, but for 84-year-old Herbert Bigglesby, a quiet fadeout at Sunset View Senior Living Community is not going well. He feels like a prisoner, no one believes his stories, and his once-honored sixth sense for danger is now ridiculed as paranoid delusion.
-
Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
- By: Jerome K. Jerome
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Jerome K. Jerome's second ever published work, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is a rollicking collection of hilarious essays that established the writer as one of the most talented humorists of his day.
By: Jerome K. Jerome
-
Herscht 07769
- By: László Krasznahorkai
- Narrated by: Daniel Ortiz
- Length: 16 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Kana sería un tranquilo pueblo perdido en Turingia si su remota desolación no hubiera atraído a un grupo de neonazis... Mientras que los lugareños mantienen las distancias con los extraños, Florian Herscht, un huérfano tan formidable como inofensivo, inocentón y clarividente, cree tener amigos en ambos bandos; y, convencido de que el universo está a punto de colapsar, escribe una carta tras otra a Angela Merkel para advertirla de la inminente catástrofe. Sólo el descubrimiento de la música de Bach le permitirá sustraerse de sus tormentosos presagios.
-
Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Karlheinz Gabor
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Die Schrecken der deutschen Sprache ist ein kurzer humoristisch-satirischer Essay des US-amerikanischen Schriftstellers Mark Twain aus dem Jahre 1880. Das englische Original wurde zuerst in der Anthologie „A Tramp Abroad" als Annex D veröffentlicht. Twain, der sich zu jener Zeit auf einer mehrmonatigen Reise durch Europa befand, schildert darin die – wie er es empfand – Skurrilitäten, Absurditäten, Widersprüchlichkeiten und generellen Schwierigkeiten beim Erlernen der deutschen Sprache als Fremdsprache.
By: Mark Twain
-
Cakes and Ale
- By: W. Somerset Maugham
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Listen to Cakes and Ale, one of W. Somerset Maugham’s most beloved and subtly provocative novels. First published in 1930, this classic explores love, marriage, art, hypocrisy, and the cost of respectability in English society. Told with Maugham’s trademark wit and clarity, the novel reflects on memory, morality, and the tension between social conformity and personal freedom. Inspired in part by real literary figures, Cakes and Ale is both a sharp social satire and a deeply human story.
-
Scoring off Jeeves
- By: P. G. Wodehouse
- Narrated by: Shawna Wolf
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
"There are moments when a man feels he has the upper hand… and then there are the moments immediately after." In Scoring off Jeeves , Bertie Wooster is quietly confident that, just this once, he has managed to get the better of his otherwise infallible valet. A small victory, perhaps—but in a life so frequently guided, corrected, and discreetly improved, it feels like a triumph of historic proportions. Naturally, this cannot possibly last.
By: P. G. Wodehouse
-
Agent Bigglesby
- Not Dead Yet
- By: James P. Rochester
- Narrated by: F. Trivelli
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
As Time Goes Bye-Bye... What happens when one of the world’s greatest superspies struggles with retirement? Officially, he’s dead, of course, but for 84-year-old Herbert Bigglesby, a quiet fadeout at Sunset View Senior Living Community is not going well. He feels like a prisoner, no one believes his stories, and his once-honored sixth sense for danger is now ridiculed as paranoid delusion.
-
Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
- By: Jerome K. Jerome
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Jerome K. Jerome's second ever published work, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow is a rollicking collection of hilarious essays that established the writer as one of the most talented humorists of his day.
By: Jerome K. Jerome
-
Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow
- By: Jerome K. Jerome
- Narrated by: John Hastings
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow features twelve comedic essays that effortlessly blend humour with philosophical enquiry. Vibrant and lively, Jerome's writing offers amusing meditations on some of life's most trivial endeavours. Spanning everything from indecisiveness and keeping up appearances, to avoiding unsolicited advice and romance, these witty musings gently poke fun at the pressures of societal expectation with profound insight.
By: Jerome K. Jerome
-
It Started with a Whisper
- A Novel—Based on a Thousand True Stories
- By: Rob Shuter
- Narrated by: Kailyn Lowry
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Secrets are currency, and one juicy quote can destroy a career. In this cutthroat world of celebrity gossip, four unlikely friends rise to the top, armed with ambition, charm, and a Rolodex of the powerful and problematic. They trade in scandal, survive by instinct, and thrive on betrayal. But as the headlines get bigger and the stakes grow higher, the cost of success becomes harder to ignore. Behind every blind item is a truth, behind every scoop, a sacrifice. And when the gossip gets personal, even the most loyal friendships can’t escape unscathed.
By: Rob Shuter
-
Sister Agatha at the Pearly Gates
- A wickedly delightful story that proves it's never too late for an adventure
- By: Domhnall O'Donoghue
- Narrated by: Caroline Lennon
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
She needs nothing short of a miracle . . . Sister Agatha lies on her deathbed. But as she takes her final breath, the 124–year–old nun experiences a vision. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter will only allow her entry into heaven if she can atone for her past wrongdoings. And so, the Irish nun is...
-
The Albino Hippo
- An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance off (D.U.M.P.)
- By: G. E. Moore
- Narrated by: BJ Whimpey
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Welcome to The Albino Hippo – An Apocalyptic Zombie Dance-Off — a high-octane absurdist comedy blending the chaos of Zombieland, the sarcasm of The Office, and the cosmic humor of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
By: G. E. Moore
-
Nerve Damage
- A Novel
- By: Annakeara Stinson
- Narrated by: Gail Shalan
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
A riotous revenge novel about a woman’s quest to escape her stalker ex-boyfriend—by stalking him herself. "It’s impossible for a book so chilling, so uncanny, so urgent to also be this funny. Nerve Damage is a major debut.” —Kaveh Akbar, New York Times bestselling author of Martyr!...
-
The Groves of Academe
- By: Mary McCarthy
- Narrated by: Diana Gardiner
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
A college instructor embarks on a fanatical quest to save his job—and enact righteous revenge—in this brilliantly acerbic satire of university politics during the early Cold War years Henry Mulcahy's future is in question. An instructor of literature at Jocelyn College, an institute of higher learning renowned for its progressive approach to education, he has just received word that he will not be teaching next semester. He strongly suspects that his dismissal has been engineered by his nemesis, the college president, who Henry believes resents his superior skills as an educator.
By: Mary McCarthy
-
No Way Home
- A Novel
- By: T.C. Boyle
- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross, Samara Naeymi, Eddie Lopez
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
One of the New York Times' “Novels We’re Excited About This Spring” David Lynch meets Fight Club in T. C. Boyle’s No Way Home, an obsessive psychological study that illuminates the darkness that lurks inside all of us. Terrence Tully, work-obsessed and a naif in the arenas of sex and...
By: T.C. Boyle
-
Break Room
- By: Miye Lee, Sandy Joosun Lee
- Narrated by: Chan Woo Lim
- Length: 2 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Eight unsuspecting people receive an invitation to participate in a new reality show called Break Room. But what starts as an opportunity for fame is quickly revealed to be something far more unsettling when they learn how they were chosen--voted in by their respective co-workers as "the office villain." Among them is an imposter--a mole planted by the show's producers. The only way to win the prize money is to uncover the saboteur before time runs out...
By: Miye Lee, and others
-
The Devoted Friend
- A Classic Victorian Fairy Tale of Satire, Irony, and the True Meaning of Friendship
- By: Oscar Wilde
- Narrated by: Laura Greaves
- Length: 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
What is the price of a heart that knows no bounds? In the shimmering, bittersweet world of Oscar Wilde’s "The Devoted Friend," loyalty is a beautiful garden, but manipulation is the winter frost that threatens to wither it all. This isn't just a fairy tale; it is a captivating dance of irony...
By: Oscar Wilde
-
Dear Monica Lewinsky
- A Novel
- By: Julia Langbein
- Narrated by: Alex Sarrigeorgiou, Louisa Zhu, Patti Murin
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
From the acclaimed author of American Mermaid (“Sublime”—NYTBR) comes a wise, funny, and wildly original examination of female desire and the price women pay for giving in to their appetites. A LIT HUB MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK OF THE YEAR “A wild, wonderful essential novel.” —Claire...
By: Julia Langbein
-
Love Story Black
- A Novel
- By: William Demby, Ishmael Reed - introduction
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
This "thoroughly engaging" novel by the author of Beetlecreek ("[a] quiet masterpiece" —Kirkus Reviews) follows a Black journalist in the 1970s whose bourgeois life is turned upside down by the subject of his writing assignment. “One of the great novelists of the last 100 years.”...
By: William Demby, and others
-
Go the Fuck to College
- By: Adam Mansbach
- Narrated by: Ted Danson
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
This laugh-out-loud, latest installment in Adam Mansbach’s profane, #1 New York Times best-selling series, probably CAN be read to—and by—your graduating child, though it might bring you all to tears WHEN YOUR KID IS LITTLE, the paradoxes of parenting are simple: you can love your child to...
By: Adam Mansbach
-
King Comus
- A Novel
- By: William Demby, Melanie Masterton - introduction
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Past and present collide in this posthumous, semiautobiographical masterpiece by the author of Beetlecreek. “One of the great novelists of the last 100 years.” —Ishmael Reed, author of Mumbo Jumbo In the present day, a Black American expat to Rome named D. reconnects with his former Army...
By: William Demby, and others
-
The Four Last Things
- And a Few More
- By: Otto Handley
- Narrated by: Graham Scott
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Where do we go after we die? In this story the protagonist, Oscar Whatmore, dies and finds himself transported to a rundown spiritual realm, eventually appearing before a vast court presided over by a diminutive and disagreeable Jesus clad in legal robes. Although judged worthy of admission to Heaven, Oscar finds himself in a boring and dilapidated domain, which is blighted by outdated technology. He subsequently bribes an official to gain access to Hell, which he discovers to be surprisingly pleasant and staffed by a friendly Devil who explains that the ancient punishments are obsolete.
By: Otto Handley
-
Brain Worm
- The Misadventures of Max Bowman, Book 5
- By: Joel Canfield
- Narrated by: George Kuch
- Length: 5 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Broke and not getting any younger, Max Bowman has officially hit bottom. Dogged by trolls and an angry ex, he flees to California, where he ends up running a detective agency with a dead man's name on it. That's when a new client who's not quite right in the head shows up because he thinks the government is breaking into his apartment to move food around in his refrigerator. It's also when zombie assassins start showing up wherever Max goes, killing everyone on site except him. But wait, there's more!
By: Joel Canfield
-
Copper Cobra
- A Satirical Eco Novella of Alaskan Salmon, Scandal, and Saving the Planet (A Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet Primer, Book 4)
- By: Avis Kalfsbeek
- Narrated by: Avis Kalfsbeek
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Hip-hop-loving best friends Moore and Spit are back in Copper Cobra, Book 4 of the Pedro the Water Dog Saves the Planet series—a whip-smart, laugh-out-loud climate caper where friendship, activism, and Alaskan absurdity collide. Signing on for a summer salmon season, the duo expects long hours and big fish—not a toxic mining scheme slithering through backroom deals and straight into the heart of the world’s largest wild salmon run.
By: Avis Kalfsbeek
-
The Final Inch
- By: Ross Patterson
- Narrated by: Ross Patterson
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
In this fourth and final installment of the Saint James Street James memoirs about the last real man to ever live, he gives you every single last inch of himself until you're satisfied. Some might say, "The Final Inch." I would never say that as a comedy writer, because that sucks. The Jews probably put that in. Maybe "two-factor" authentification really is necessary on Amazon? Who knew? Anywho, if you're tired of being weak, hate your job, hate your fat wife and all that bullspit, then listen to this.
By: Ross Patterson
-
Saving St. Savior’s
- By: Gordon S. Jackson
- Narrated by: Michelle L. Levigne
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Saving St. Savior’sis a satirical novel about an ultra-liberal pastor serving an aging church. His enthusiasm and ambitious ideas for the church include relocating its ministry to a nearby conference center, located in a beautiful setting by a river. Not everyone supports his plans or vague theology, however, and tensions arise over the move to the conference center, whether or not to save the church organ, and an unwarranted accusation of sexual harassment. Automatically suspended because of the complaint by the mentally unwell church organist, the pastor takes a sabbatical.
-
Tales from the Motherland
- The Spectacle Trilogy - A Precursor Cycle, Book Zero
- By: Ralph Clayton
- Narrated by: Cindy Palmer
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Tales from the Motherland: Book Zero is a darkly comic collection of interlinked stories about power, memory, exile, and the quiet absurdities of modern life. Set across post-Soviet cities, imagined borderlands, and bureaucratic nowhere-zones, these stories follow people who live slightly out of sync with their surroundings—men and women shaped by collapse, reinvention, and systems that no longer announce themselves with force, but with procedure, habit, and polite indifference.
By: Ralph Clayton
-
The Religion of Almost Made It: A Covenant for Lost Souls
- The Modern Covenant, Book 1
- By: Ralph Clayton
- Narrated by: Robert Edward Scott
- Length: 24 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Maksim Max Orlov is not living, he is staying eligible to be billed again. He wakes up with a mouth tasting of metal and a phone bleeding failed payment notifications. Somewhere between towering ambition and crippling laziness, Max has mastered a new survival skill, he can turn his own collapse into a joke before anyone else can name it. A chaos man with a talent for punchlines, and a hollow hunger for validation.
By: Ralph Clayton
-
Sliding into Sin
- Grace, Grease, and the Great Greasequake (Greasepolis, Book 8)
- By: Otto Handley
- Narrated by: Gregory Dwyer
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Pope Blatantly IV wishes to return to the papal autocracy of the Middle Ages. He devises a threefold plan: 1) to enforce universal Catholic geographical supremacy, 2) to criminalize sin, and 3) to ban “grease” in favor of doctrinal “dryness.” The Pope’s outlandish initiatives include annexing Antarctica using a team of bodybuilders and gluing borders, and monetizing salvation through Indulgences 2.0 and Pre-Death Canonizations. In opposition to the Pope’s extravagant claims, the “Grease Underground,” is formed.
By: Otto Handley
-
Chief JP and the Toilet Bowl
- By: Justin Pardi
- Narrated by: Tom Gallagher
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Later in life, Chief JP is working in Naples, Italy, looking into the Chinese threat to the US Mediterranean Fleet.
By: Justin Pardi
-
Lottery in Paradise
- By: Deborah Brown
- Narrated by: Hope Shangle
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Meet the crime-solving duo of the Florida Keys: Madison, who has all the charm of the girl next door, not to mention a deadly aim, and Fab, her best friend, a femme fatale private investigator with a taste for danger and stilettos. When their neighbor is found dead, the headlines read, “It...
By: Deborah Brown
-
The Amazing Bulk
- The Novelization
- By: Atom Mudman Bezecny
- Narrated by: George Sirois
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0
-
Performance0
-
Story0
Henry “Hank” Howard had a plan: finish his groundbreaking serum, impress his demanding future father-in-law, and propose to the love of his life. But when a late-night mugging leaves him rattled—and the experiment finally turns purple—Hank makes a desperate choice that changes everything. Now, when he loses his temper, Hank transforms into something else: huge, unstoppable… and bright purple.