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A Portion of Dragon and Chips

Robot vs Dragons, Book 1

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A Portion of Dragon and Chips

By: Simon Haynes
Narrated by: G.M. Graeme Hague
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Imagine being trapped...

in a primitive land of dragons and warring kingdoms...

...as a robot.

Clunk's lost his memories.

He doesn't know who he is or where he came from.

And there's nowhere to get a recharge.

But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen, and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players.

But how's Clunk going to escape this medieval madness?

How's Clunk going to get home?

You'll love this hilarious blend of sci fi and fantasy, because Clunk is like a mild-mannered Terminator...except even more stubborn.

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This is the first novel in a trilogy. Each book continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. They're not stand-alones!

©2018 Simon Haynes (P)2019 Simon Haynes
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A fun, fantasy and witty read, just what you need to relieve the Lockdown doldrums.

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