A Wild Knight of Flowers
Perv or Paladin, Book 1
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A Wild Knight of Flowers
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Narrated by:
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Lewis Alexander
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Rozelyn Rader
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By:
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Andrew Karevik
Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance!
Who’s Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness, and hot rumpy-pumpy, of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in multiple positions!
But it’s a cruel world out there, especially for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (...unless it’s consensual and proper headgear is involved). So, I’m going to need as many hands on deck to ensure we can get the job done properly!
No, wait, I said, "Deck. Deck!"
Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you Berella’s glory!
No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!
Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.
Content warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please! Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old fogy.
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definitely do not regret my impulse decision. honestly this book had me chuckling all the way through as the characters are hilarious and the scenarios are all just silly and fun. the amount of times the story called itself out for convenient plot points or stupid mechanics had me chuckling non-stop.
in all honesty, I wasn't even bothered by the PLOT because the actual plot was so engaging.
10/10- would recommend!
a lot funnier than I expected
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This is a Harem story about a Paladin of the goddess of Love making, you know what you're getting into at this point.
The Narrators made this a good listen channelling Monty Python and carry on style of Humour only a lot more Innuendos and Spicy scenes.
This was just a good listen for a laugh and if you need something silly, I do recommend it, don't expect anything more than a good laugh and good times.
Monty Python meets Harem
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