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Attack of the Lesbian Farmers

By: JB Trepagnier
Narrated by: Peter Borys
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Sometimes, real-life news is too strange to pass up poking fun at.

Rush Limbaugh recently did a radio show that President Obama was paying lesbians to become farmers to infiltrate rural areas for some nefarious purpose. Jeb thinks his farm is safe, way out where he lives, at least for the next year or so while he comes up with a plan to drive the invading lesbians out when they do show up.

Jeb was not expecting the lesbians to arrive on 15-foot-high Clydesdales with demonic red eyes and a cow named Anne Boleyn. Will the lesbians run Jeb out of business and steal his wife, who sometimes has opinions he fears? What do these lesbians want?

©2016 JB Trepagnier (P)2018 JB Trepagnier
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