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B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

The Alphabet Books Series, Book 2

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This ain't your grandma's fairy tale.

Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet stereotypical, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets.

Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she's in it for the excitement. All is going great, till she finds herself the wrong house.

"Someone’s been using my hair gel!"

"Someone’s been eating my gabagool!"

"Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!"

Just who is this blond bitch who has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too.

Come witness this oh-so-wrong retelling of an old classic. Get it now.

Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!

©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
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A very funny and rude story about Goldilocks and a Bear {not that kind of Bear, more the other kind# :-)}.

I finished this book in one sitting and didn't see the end coming! Very well written and put together!

If you like a story of the Mafia and #Big Hairy Men, give this a try, you won't be disappointed.

Not your average Goldilocks and the 3 bears.....

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