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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

By: Daniel Foxx
Narrated by: Daniel Foxx
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 'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE


'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language©2024 Daniel Foxx (P)2024 Octopus Publishing Group Literature & Fiction Performing Arts Satire Funny Witty Bedtime Story Christmas
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This is a perfect book to laugh out loud too. Don't take it too seriously. Don't eat or drink while listening otherwise you will need a change of clothes. The voice is perfect and adds to the story. Brilliant 🤣

Laugh out loud

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Loved it! Have recommended to all my friends. Could be a great gift for xmas.

Brilliant

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All situations in every single story are so absurd, and the children's names so insane, I caught myself cackling with every other sentence! And the exclusive audiobook content in the end was just... *chef's kiss* I'd totally read these to my (hypothetical) kids. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Incredibly hilarious

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Love love love this book. Bought the hardback for several people @ Christmas. I prefer this version though - his narration makes it. 🙌

Classic Daniel Fox

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Hilarious nonsense. When the world gets you down, this is a wonderful little pick me up. It’s quick and refreshing, and thank goodness Daniel took the time to jot down and narrate some excellent and entirely relatable bedtime stories.

Utterly brilliant.

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