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But...You're a Horse

By: Jon Bon Pony
Narrated by: Dan Calley
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He’s tall. He’s brooding. He’s...part horse.

Clarabelle Winslow was trying to decompress after a career-threatening publishing mishap. But one wrong turn, a foggy coastal road, and an unexpected equine collision later, she's face-to-snout with the most confusing man she has ever met.

Stallionaire McAllister is cursed, emotionally complex, and incredible at making herbal tea. Clara didn’t come to Misty Mare Bay looking for love, but fate had other plans. As Clara gets swept up in a hay-scented whirlwind of romance, spoken word poetry, and lingering magical baggage, she’s forced to ask herself: Can true love break a curse—or just saddle you with new emotional damage?

Packed with swoons, emotional whiplash, and a romance so intense it’s like being hit by a freight train full of scented candles, But…You’re a Horse is a romance for anyone who's ever fallen for the wrong species at the right time.

©2025 David Bussell (P)2025 David Bussell
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Honestly when I starting listening to this while having a pre-flight holiday pint in the airport (as you do) I began to wonder how Dan Calley kept the narration so serious in tone given what the subject matter was.

This audio is quite frankly, bonkers but brilliant!

I thought at times I might get declined boarding as it looked like I was randomly laughing to myself, but this is what the audio does to you. Plus it shows that love knows no boundaries, and the heart wants what it wants.

There are puns abound and sometimes you have to skip back to make sure you heard what you heard, and trust me - you did!

Brilliantly written by Mr Bon Pony, and as always, a totally bang on narration by Mr Calley. Chomping at the bit (sorry couldn't resist) for more!

Amazing "romp" in the hay

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Hilarious, well written and full of clever witty jokes that made me giggle! Short but to the point!

Dan Calley’s narration was a treat as always!

Wild!

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