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Confessions of a Trash Droid: The Complete Series in One

By: Michael Cheney
Narrated by: Lukas Arnold
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A sci fi adventure thriller for adults who love robot fiction

They built him to take out their trash. Turns out they're next.

Tedd is a trash droid with an "anomaly" — he can think for himself. Management wants him smelted, and his runaway mouth isn't helping.

He could disappear quietly. He could play it safe. He could, for once in his miserable existence, do the sensible thing.

But he doesn't. He never does.

If you love Douglas Adams, John Scalzi, or Martha Wells' Murderbot Diaries, you'll devour this.

Confessions of a Trash Droid: Awarded Amazon #1 Bestseller for Humorous Sci-Fi. 64,427 copies sold and counting.

©2026 Michael Cheney (P)2026 Michael Cheney Adventure Humorous Science Fiction Fiction Witty Funny
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I absolutely love this series, can't wait for the next installment. Well written and hilarious.

Confessions of a trash droid

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Wow, I was expecting this to be good, but... Mind blown. It's a treat for the ears. Audio descriptions you can see. Great story's and over 28hrs of ear/mind pleasure. I LOVE it. 👍😍

64k readers know what you're missing!

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Good stories and great characters with some great humour. There was so much shouting in the dialogue though. It did get to the point I had to take breaks as the shouting was incessant.

Great but very shouty

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This started as being amusing, but ended up being a recycling of the same ideas with different backgrounds. I got bored and then found it tedious, If you are expecting a new Pratchett or Adams then you will definitely be disappointed.

Started as amusing but

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Spoilers: this is an endless series of narrow escapes from impending doom: killer police droids, killer drones with bombs and acid, killer robot wolves (with hooves?), killer train bombs, etc etc etc. The protagonist is trying, and failing, to emulate Deadpool's sarcastic insults but lacks his charm or imagination. I'm sorry that I wasted a credit on this tedium.

Narrator tries hard with bad writing and no plot

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