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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

And Other Comforting Thoughts on Family, Friends, Sex, Love and More Things That Ruin Your Life

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Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

By: Daniel Sloss
Narrated by: Daniel Sloss
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Daniel Sloss' stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts and gets audiences roaring with laughter - all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance and marriage - and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups.

Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship - with one's country (Sloss' is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful - but also valuable and meaningful and important.

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Fantastic audio book read by a fantastic comedian 12/10. loved every minute of it ❤.

😂😂😂😂😂

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If you don’t like Daniel Sloss, you’ll hate it.
The ‘story’ is amazing and the sense of humour is fab.
But I recommend listening on x1.5-x1.7. Bloke speaks too bloody slowly.

Fabulous story- all Daniel Sloss fans will love

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Honestly life changing, I cannot stress enough how much this book is worth a read or listen. It will make you re-evaluate everything.

Just the best

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Like his stand up but just 5 hours long! What is there not to love about that?!

Awesome

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loved this book..
sloss is hilarious.

I'm going to listen to it again 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely awesome

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