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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

Arisen, Book 14.5

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Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

By: Michael Stephen Fuchs
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms

©2020 Michael Stephen Fuchs (P)2020 Podium Audio Classics Fiction Military Personal Development Personal Success Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Witty Funny Solider Comedy Military Fiction
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Really funny, a light hearted reminder of a great character. Makes me want to restart the whole series again!! I could have listened to a lot more!!! Thank you

Superb!!

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This is gonna be listened to ALOT.
Made me want to start the whole lot over again. A warm cozy sweater.
Pleased
to hear the donation from the book. Maybe a Uk listener, but that’s amazing support.
Just buy it people, it’s worth it for the belly laughs and the donations. One of my best buys ever.

Laughed so hard I peed a little😊

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One for the true fans. Simply laugh a minute funny and makes you want to go back and start Arisen from the beginning....again😀😀

The Best of Gunny Fick

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great to revisit so many of the classic lines from this series... the best out there!

the fact that the proceeds are going to charity just tops of the legendary status of MSF

loved it

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