Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
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Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher
Narrated by:
John Wayne Comunale
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Narrated by:
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John Wayne Comunale
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R.J. Benetti
About this listen
In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board.
With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”
Listener received this title free
I’ve been listening to so many books recently as I’ve not had the energy to read, so when Benetti messaged me asking if I’d like to listen to this on Audible I snatched up that chance! Oh and what a beauty of a story, it definitely got me out of my funk 😅
It’s the summer of 1987, the place to be is the starbright shopping mall, recently opened. Full to the brim with shops, arcades, food courts & so much more!
Anyone & everyone is there including a psychotic serial killer, unfortunately one that had an abusive upbringing by a mother with an…erm…big juicy butt, which means he’s not just your average killer, no…he’s an ass slasher!! 👀😅
He’s looking for the perfect booty that was just like his mommas. Everyone is in turmoil, those with big butts are not safe!
Omg this was hilarious! I think it was even better in audible as the narration was on point! The singing at the most inappropriate moments & the absolutely unhinged mind of the killer was just perfect!!
I loved the nostalgic vibes so much, it was like a comfort, funny but grim at the same time kinda read 🤣
The fact that this was actually based off a true story just made it all the more brilliant. I absolutely loved it! I really need to read more by RJ, comedy horror is just the best when you’re not feeling yourself!
Thanks again for sending me this RJ 🤎
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Perfection!! 🤎
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