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Hosed
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Narrated by:
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Jacob Morgan
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Virginia Rose
Summary
The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.
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I found myself laughing
George Cooney and sticky fingers made laugh out loud. Ryan and Cassie character are fund to read and listen to. This book has everything love, sex adventure and laughter.
fun, heat
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Amazing and hilarious!
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🎧: 🌟🌟🌟🌟/5
🥵: 🌶️.5/5
Hosed is the 1st story in the Happy Cat series. It follows Ryan O'Dell, a local firefighter and oldest of the O'Dell brothers, and Cassie Sunderwell, recently comes back to town to look after her sister's business.
This story is a little bit silly, a bit mysterious and pretty funny! It's a very light-hearted rom com featuring sex toys galore, nosey townspeople and a pet racoon called George Cooney.
The relationship between Cassie and Ryan is pretty sweet, as they had both liked eachother back in highschool when they had performed a scene from Romeo and Juliet together. A misunderstanding meant nothing happens between them as kids, but when she moves back to Happy Cat, the chemistry hasn't gone anywhere. It's pretty insta-lusty, but there's enough going on that it wasn't off-putting for me.
Honestly I think George Cooney was my favourite character of the whole story, and the bonus epilogue from his POV was hilarious.
Overall, this was a really enjoyable listen and I would recommend it for anyone looking for a light-hearted romcom with silly vibes!
Silly, Light-hearted Romcom
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Loved the narration.
Recommended 😍
Fabulous romantic comedy
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This was such fun, silly, nice, intriguing and had a wonderful ending.
I hope to meet more of these characters in future
Firemen and Raccoons what more could you want
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