How to Date a Supervillain cover art

How to Date a Supervillain

Advice on How to Live Life from a Super Villainess

Preview

Audible Standard 30-day free trial

Try Standard free
Select 1 audiobook a month from our entire collection.
Listen to your selected audiobooks as long as you're a member.
Get unlimited access to bingeable podcasts.
Standard auto renews for £5.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

How to Date a Supervillain

By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g
Narrated by: Raya J. Thomason
Try Standard free

£5.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for £4.29

Buy Now for £4.29

About this listen

Disclaimer: This is intended for a mature audience over 18. All characters in this book are over 18. This is advice from a fictional character and super villainess; follow it at your own risk.

Excerpts

On dating a Super Villain

3. Wear something slinky but with sensible shoes. Heels are no good if you end up being chased by the police or a team of superheroes.

6. Dating anyone means putting up with their asshole friends. Dating a supervillain means putting up with their sociopathic assassin friends. Who are also assholes.

On dating

1. Guys are jerks. Don't take it personally.

4. If a guy is talking to you...he's hitting on you. Every time. I can't stress this enough.

5. The only guy worth wearing heels for is a guy who doesn't care if you wear heels.

6. Try dating a writer or at least a reader; creative guys are creative in the bedroom.

©2015 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions
Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Dating
No reviews yet