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I'd Tell You I Love You, but then I'd Have to Kill You

By: Ally Carter
Narrated by: Megan Gage
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Gallagher Academy might claim to be a school for geniuses - but it's really a school for spies. Cammie Morgan is fluent in fourteen languages and capable of killing a man in seven different ways (three of which involve a piece of uncooked spaghetti). But the one thing the Gallagher Academy hasn't prepared her for is what to do when she falls for an ordinary boy who thinks she's an ordinary girl.

Sure, she can tap his phone, hack into his computer, and track him through a mall without his ever being the wiser, but can Cammie have a normal relationship with a boy who can never know the truth about her?©2010 Ally Carter (P)2026 Hodder & Stoughton Limited Action & Adventure Growing Up & Facts of Life
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Critic reviews

If ever there were a new series chock full of characters to make Harry, Ron, Hermione et al look like wimps, then this is it.
A great guilty pleasure read for those of you out there who also harbour secret dreams of becoming a spy, or even those who just want a light-hearted break from studying for their exams. Go out, grab a copy, step out of your reality bubble and enjoy!
A short, fun, fast-moving book.
This book is absolutely incredible.
I couldn't put it down.
I was so excited when I got this book I read it in 24 hours...11/10!
Tore through it in like 4 days, and really loved it. It's a nice guilty pleasure.
Best book in the world.
Entertaining and witty... refreshing
Ally Carter is an author that you simply can't miss.
Fast paced and suspense-building, this witty novel is enthralling.
Carter really digs deep and expresses the life of not just a teenage spy, but also a teenage girl. Amazing 5/5.
Siobhan Heagney yr 7 pupil at Kenton School Newcastle
Fast-paced, funny and action-packed.
Funny... great story... five out of five stars.
Ally Carter's stories are a must for any teenage girl's bookshelf. Amazing. 5/5
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