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Inspector Hobbes and the Blood

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Inspector Hobbes and the Blood

By: Wilkie Martin
Narrated by: Tim Campbell
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Set in a small Cotswold town, Inspector Hobbes and the Blood is a fast-paced comedy cozy mystery fantasy about the adventures of Andy, an incompetent reporter, when he is reluctantly working with Inspector Hobbes, a police detective with a reputation. Andy soon finds himself immersed in a world where not everyone is human, and a late-night visit to a churchyard nearly results in grave consequences, and a ghoulish outcome. An accidental fire leads to Andy having to doss in Hobbes's spare room.

Contending with a wave of murder, suicide, and robbery, as well as Hobbes's weirdness, is the just the start; he must also get to grips with Mrs. Goodfellow, Hobbes's housekeeper, who collects teeth. Although they are mostly from humans, she also claims to have some vampire specimens. However, Andy soon finds her wonderful cooking compensates for her eccentricities. Despite Andy believing he is coping, he is nearly unhinged by horror when a stressed Hobbes's concealed nature reveals itself in an orgy of bone-crunching. Yet, coming through unscathed, Andy develops respect and admiration for his host, even when he uses weird, occasionally brutal, methods to begin unravelling the mystery, which would appear to link The Order of the Dragon and Vlad Tepes, the original Dracula, to the crime wave.

When Hobbes goes missing, Andy, with the dubious assistance of Dregs, Hobbes's big, bad dog, and armed with a leg of lamb, searches for him. Will he triumph over crazed blood lust and human sacrifice?

Can Andy with Hobbes's friends, a binge-drinking dwarf and a troll who looks uncannily human, save the day? And can Andy catch vampirism from false teeth?

These and other questions may be answered in Inspector Hobbes and the Blood.

©2013 The Witcherley Book Company (P)2017 The Witcherley Book Company
Classics Cosy Crime Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Mystery Supernatural Thriller & Suspense Paranormal Funny Witty Mind-bending
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The story itself is great, as is the writing and the characters. Initially I really liked the narrator too but then I noticed his odd pronunciations on certain words, 'thot' instead of 'thought' was the worst one, it came up a lot and once I had noticed it, it was like a little annoying poke each time, then other words like 'brek-fest' 'reck-ed' (record) just as two examples. It really spoiled it for me and I stopped listening, going to buy the physical book instead so I can finish the story!

Odd Pronunciations Put Me Off...Couldn't Finish

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Not laugh out loud but very comical. Read book before listening so I knew what was about to occur but the narrator bought the characters to life. Well worth a read and listen.

Escapism at it's best.

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I loved the premise of the story and the coming together of the various protagonists but found the odd pronunciation of the narrator very grating. He is Australian so perhaps he thinks this is an upper class British accent but some of his pronunciations were idiosyncratic to say the least. words like; thought, brought, ought and distraught became "thot", "brot", "ot" and "
distrot" and how or better still why he made hairy into "harry" and lawn into "lon" I'll never know. I'd really like to listen to the other books in this series but I'm not sure I'd be able to cope with the onslaught (please not onslot!) of the weird and affected speech mannerisms!

great story spoiled by some odd pronunciation

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But although the narrator has a nice voice, he has a very weird accent which is distracting, when he ends his words with 'mint' instead of 'ment', or breakfist instead of breakfast. And lots more of over pronounced i or e.

Clever writing

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Although I found the character ‘Andy’ a little annoying, the story and the possible future information about the different characters has me already downloading the next book in the series. Just hoping Andy, if he’s still around, matures a little - you can’t keep blaming your parents!

Interesting start to a new series

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