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No-One Ever Has Sex on Holiday

By: Tracy Bloom
Narrated by: Julia Barrie
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Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at five every morning and working a gruelling day in unbearable heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! 

Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.

The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let’s wait and see....

From the number one best-selling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to listen to on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.

©2019 Tracy Bloom (P)2019 W. F. Howes Ltd Contemporary Contemporary Romance Literature & Fiction Romance Comedy
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Made me think of a mix between Benidorm and Cold feet!! So funny at times I found myself laugh out loud but also very touching at other times: this is my 3rd book by this author and I am never disappointed. She is spot on and really captures and describes feelings to perfection. The narrator was also very good and made the book even more enjoyable. Just feeling sad that it’s over!

Funny and highly entertaining

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I don't often write reviews, however I have followed Tracy Bloom and the 'No-One Ever Has Sex' series over the last couple of years and found them a great listen, specially the way that Julia Barrie brings the characters to life. I was disappointed with the previous book No-One Has Sex at a Wedding as I felt that the author had lost her way, however Tracy has redeemed herself with No-One has Sex on Holiday... looking forward to the next in the series.....

A Great Listen

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This is such a funny, relatable book about a family holiday abroad with babies and infants. I am hooked on Tracy Bloom 's series of 'No-one Ever Has Sex' although I missed the last book 'No-one Ever Has Sex On Christmas Day ' because it isn't on AUDIBLE.

I loved keeping up with Katy, Ben , the kids & their friends. At the end of the book I desperately want Tracy to write another instalment. I have wondered where Charlene was but maybe that info was in the previous book there is no audio for.

I laughed a lot reading this book. My husband and I have always taken our children in holiday and afterwards you need a holiday to get over your family holiday although this never happened.

Anyone who has children knows how difficult it is to eat out especially when you definitely need a table and a highchair, I total understood, empathized and laughed at that chapter.

Once again Julia Barrie did really well with the narration, I couldn't imagine anyone else reading about Katy, Ben & Friends. I definitely recommend this book it is worth the credit.

I LOVE these books

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Loved this series. Highly Recommend. Easy Listening. I Hope There Is Another Book. You Get Truly Invested In The Couples.

Laugh Out Loud

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Love Julia Barrie narrating these brilliant stories. Ive laughed out loud had some funny looks on the train, love the characters and their hilarious stories. So pleased came across Tracey Blooms books

Another Brilliant Story by Tracey Bloom

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