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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media Cleaning & Organizing Compulsive Disorders House & Home Mental Health Personal Development Psychology & Mental Health Health Witty Funny Comedy
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funny and helpful. great motivation to start tidying your surroundings. it bit of tough love.

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Good content but found the frequent use of swear words not necessary and annoying

language let's it down

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For a charming introduction to decluttering, I would highly recommend The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Clearing, beautifully read by Juliette Stevenson.
If you just need to be bossed into getting into action to declutter then Nobody Wants Your Sh**! is probably for you. Says exactly the same thing with lots of swearing - but it's quite funny, too.

Just get on with clearing out

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A bit repetitive but some solid tips delivered in down to earth, no-nonsense fashion. Helped me ditch my old highschool diaries for one!
The major kick up the rear end some of us clearly still needed after reading the Gentle Art and Life Changing Magic!

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Loved the motivation given to the listener to get organised. Didn’t like the continual swearing.

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