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Saint Frank and the Dragon

By: Simon Carr, Rachel Crocker - editor
Narrated by: Maxwell Zener
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Nobody is born a Saint, you must earn that title and change in pronouns through great deeds, or by knowing the guy who does the Saint lists.

This is the legend of Saint Frank, and the great deeds he what did to earn that Sainthood, not born a Saint, in the beginning he was just, Frank, but not long after some stuff that took long, he became Sir. Frank.

Sir. Frank may or may not have slayed a Dragon, if he did then this is the Tale of how Sir. Frank became Saint Frank, and if he did not then this is the story of nearly a Saint Frank and a triumphant Dragon.

©2025 Simon Carr (P)2025 Simon Carr Dragons & Mythical Creatures Epic Fantasy Historical Fiction Literature & Fiction Medieval Satire Fiction Dragons
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Another laugh out loud offering from Simon Carr that predictably gave me a huge case of the titters that required me to confine my reading to indoors and on my own.

At least I’ll know who to send the bill to when my hernia needs attention.

Very funny

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Another wonderfully wacky tale from Simon Carr! This time, we follow a knight and his ragtag army on a quest to slay a dragon. Along the way, Sir Frank is aided by Robin Hood and his merry men, a flying cow who thinks she’s a horse, killer potatoes, and a whole host of other bizarre yet brilliant helpers.
The story is as delightfully nutty as you’d expect from Simon, and once again it proves to be totally addictive listening. Maxwell Zener brings it all to life with fantastic narration, juggling a multitude of voices and accents superbly. Highly Recommended.
I was kindly given a copy of the book and leave this honest review.

Nuttier than a fruit cake!

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