HILARIOUS HORROR NOVEL WITH SIDE-SPLITTING LAUGHS AND GUT-WRENCHING TERRORS!

On the outside Cozyville looks just like the kind of small town everyone dreams of relocating or retiring to: a Mainstreet lined with quaint little shops and old-fashioned cafes, snug little houses complete with porches, swings, and well-mowed yards, pleasant, smiling neighbors – a place where all the mysteries would be cozy, where murder victims expire over tea painlessly and bloodlessly.

But maybe you’d better give it a pass. Behind the scenes ghosts glide silently through the air, banshees howl, demons, well, do all manner of demonic things, and werewolves – what they do is neither bloodless nor cozy. And most terrifying of all is Aunt Cornelia who pens cozy cat mysteries, and looks just like the kind of sweet little old lady who sits on a rocking chair in the corner knitting blankets for newborns – but is in fact just about the meanest, sharp-tongued old biddy - with an unkind word for everyone - you’d hope never to meet.

Welcome to Cozyville - but better roll up the car windows and drive on without a single stop and as expeditiously as possible.

That’s just what newsman and cartoonist Mike Scott didn’t do – and that mistake is just what’s coming back to haunt him.