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The Dating Pool Has Pee in It

A Guide to Dating in Today’s Society

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The Dating Pool Has Pee in It

By: Vashann Valdez
Narrated by: Terri Bakken
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Dating today feels like a toxic swim—confusing, exhausting, and sometimes downright ridiculous.

Welcome to The Dating Pool Has Pee in It — a brutally honest, refreshingly funny, and emotionally intelligent guide to surviving and thriving in today’s chaotic dating world.

If you’ve ever asked yourself:

  • “Why do I keep attracting the wrong people?”
  • “Is this love or a situationship?”
  • “Should I keep trying... or just get a cat?”

This book is for you.

With raw storytelling, laugh-out-loud moments, and powerful truth bombs, this guide dives deep into:

  • Red flags you’ve been taught to ignore
  • Emotional manipulation, breadcrumbing & dating app fatigue
  • How to heal, set boundaries, and stop settling
  • What real connection looks like (and how to find it)
  • Why it’s okay to walk away and choose you
  • How to swim confidently, even when the pool is full of pee

Whether you're single, dating, or done with love altogether — this is the dating detox your heart has been craving.

Because in a world full of mixed signals, catfish, and emotional unavailable partners… clarity is your superpower.

©2025 Vashann Valdez (P)2025 Vashann Valdez
Emotions Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Personal Success Relationships Dating Funny Heartfelt
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