The Drunken Fairy’s Guide to Absolute Chaos
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The Drunken Fairy’s Guide to Absolute Chaos
Narrated by:
Kevin Meyer
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Narrated by:
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Kevin Meyer
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By:
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Dustin Gross
A foul-mouthed fairy. A princess with an axe. A kingdom one bar fight away from collapse.
Exiled from the Fairy Realm for “excessive profanity and reckless endangerment” (a total misunderstanding, really), Flit is stuck in the mortal world—where everyone is far too tall, not nearly drunk enough, and weirdly obsessed with quests.
All he wants is a stiff drink and to be left alone. Instead, he gets kidnapped by a princess who thinks he’s her magical sidekick.
Armed with questionable magic, a bad attitude, and an alarming number of insults, Flit must survive princesses, assassins, and dangerously intelligent squirrels—or watch the kingdom burn.
©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
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