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The Funny Life of Pets

By: James Campbell, Rob Jones
Narrated by: James Campbell
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Bloomsbury presents The Funny Life of Pets written and read by James Campbell.

A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own.

Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you’ll ever need!

Written by the outstanding children’s comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book…You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between.

This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things.

WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.©2023 Rob Jones (P)2022 Bloomsbury Publishing PLC Animals Animals & Nature Humor Nonfiction Funny Witty Cats
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Critic reviews

James Campbell is the funniest man I know. Read this book to your cat! (Chris Riddell)
Zany and inventive
You’d expect a book by top comic-for-kids James Campbell to make them laugh a lot, and this certainly will.
All stars
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I recommend this book for people who really like laughing! And people who like pets.
It was very well narrated and hilarious.

Amazing!

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I loved this book and my younger brother was finding this hilarious. He kept replying the bits of the book when we had all heard it he just found it great . we all love it and it's great for All ages (for us 5,15, and 45)

It was really funny 😁 😂 and great for long road trips

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The overall was awesome. The performance was awesome. The story was awesome so it was great. I think you should all listen to the story, and it’s very very funny. 

I really love the story

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I liked that the book was about animals I loved it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much there is nothing that I didn’t like about it

The humer and that only one person was neratted it 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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I didn't really like how short each chapter was and I wish they were slightly longer

I absolutely loved how funny this story was and how it was read

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