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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

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The Hitman's Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Leland

Is a nice little wedding with Blow-up Randy and Jackson My Love too much to ask for? Clearly, because someone’s trying to kill one of us...again. Generally, this would be my thing and I would jump right in singing my murder song, but they want Jackson dead and I will do anything (and I mean anything) to keep him alive - including and not limited to: 10 Dobermans, bulletproof glass, and dragging Cassel in with the promise of more Jerebear. These people have no idea what they’ve done targeting the man I love because I’m coming after them. But when it feels like everything might be lost, I start to understand that I have a family now who will stand by my side and do everything they can to make sure we end this on our terms.

Jackson

When someone attacks me, it’s clear they want something from me. The issue is that I have no idea who they are or what they’re after. And if I don’t figure it out soon, I’m afraid Leland is going to smother me with his overprotectiveness (or put me in a bubble at the top of a tower). The issue is that time is ticking and with the price tag on my head, there’s no telling who is coming for me or when. Together, Leland and I have to decipher who is telling the truth in this game of life or death because I have plans to marry the man of my dreams, and no one is going to stop me - especially with Leland by my side.

This book contains humor, action, romance, bad behavior on a golf course, sort of abducting a child who lacks kung fu power, enough car chases and shooting to make even Leland happy, and spontaneous singing.

©2020 Alice Winters (P)2021 Alice Winters
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As expected, this book is as amazing as the previous two audiobooks.

Great storyline and with usual snark, sass and humour you’d expect from Alice Winters 😂😁

Michael Ferraiuolo as always, delivers an outstanding performance 😊

Definitely worth 5🌟’s

Amazing Writing! 😍😁👍👍

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Not quite as good as the first two - suffers from an extraneous child character. Still worth listening to.

Entertaining

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Highly recommend this series. start with the first one, of course. great narration as well.

Funny, witty, just like the first two books

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A well written story with and interesting  concept.  The characters are likeable and the narration is very good.

Enjoyable Story

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Michael Ferraiuolo narrates Leland perfectly, capturing the sweet side of him. These books are just hilarious and the audio adds depth

Perfect Leland

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