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The Lick of Love

How Dogs Changed My Life

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The Lick of Love

By: Julian Clary
Narrated by: Julian Clary
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From one of Britain's best-loved comedians comes this wonderfully funny, sharp and touching memoir and a celebration of the bond between man and dog - an autobidography, if you will.

The Lick of Love takes us on a tour of Julian's colourful life - and wherever life has taken him, Julian has had a dog by his side. Fanny the Wonder Dog, who came into Julian's life when he was somewhat adrift, propelled him up the ranks of the alternative comedy circuit and onto television. Valerie, the whippet cross-breed escorted Julian through his 40s, the Germaine Greer to his Bernard Manning. Albert, a jaunty geezer type who was sent to acclimatise Julian to middle age and helped him seduce his now husband, before being joined by naughty but nice Gigi, an unpredictable fur bullet of a dog. These canine characters have been there, bearing witness, on and off stage.

Whether writing about encounters in seedy London nightclubs, finding success on television with Sticky Moments, the death of his partner, that Normant Lamont joke, a narrow squeak with a thwarted eastern European plot to kidnap him, his move to the country, or finally settling down, falling in love and getting married, Julian's unique voice is heard throughout. Ultimately, The Lick of Love is the story of a fascinating life and a love letter to the dogs that have played a loving and near constant part of it. Told with humour and great honesty, this promises to be one of the best memoirs of the year.

Whatever else is going on, it is the water bowl in the kitchen, the dog hair on my jumper, the knowing gaze from the dog in the basket beside me that comforts me and tells me that all is well. - JC

©2021 Julian Clary (P)2021 Quercus Editions Limited
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Critic reviews

"I loved The Lick of Love. It's often insightful, sometimes hilarious, frequently filthy - I'm a cat person, but if anything were ever to convince me to get a dog, it would be this." (Joanne Harris)

"[W]ise and perceptive, and funny and moving. Each dog you meet marks a different chapter of your life and Julian writes about it so BEAUTIFULLY." (Joanna Cannon)

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Read beautifully and fascinating story, but also entertaining and feel good. I didn’t want it to end!

Entertaining

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I loved it! what a lovely person with such a big heart. Read with a beautiful voice.

thoroughly enjoyed it!

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This book takes the listener from the early days of Julian Clary's career, all the way through to current times via many ups and downs. One constant throughout this time has been the presence of a furry, 4 legged companion - starting with his almost accidental acquisition of the infamous Fanny the Wonder Dog (can you believe people STILL ask where Fanny is?!!) and through a lifetime of near constant hounds that have brought him through some pretty dark times.

Written with his trademark withering wit, this is a great listen whether you're a fan of Julian Clary, dogs or indeed both.

A heart warmingly, honest and thoroughly enjoyable read (or listen!)

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absolutely loved it, Julian tells his heart warming honest and funny story I didn't want it to finish

beautiful story

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With a passion for dogs as deep as my own and Julian’s interesting and shall we say colourful life this book made me laugh out loud and cry like a baby. There’s a lot in this book I can relate too and I’m amazed we haven’t met somewhere along the line. I loved this book …. So much. I’ve never left a review here before but this one made me want to. Julian , I thank you x

A beautifully written pice of work. Full of love kindness and honesty.

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