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The Second Coming

By: John Niven
Narrated by: Nick Landrum
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God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance, and everything looks pretty good - so he takes a holiday. In heaven time this is just a week's fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by.

When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and "fucking Christians everywhere". There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back.

JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: be nice! His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enter American Pop Star. But the number-one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive who's more than a match for the Son of God...Steven Stelfox.

©2015 John Niven (P)2015 Random House AudioBooks
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Put a smile on my face whilst listening but not without a wee sense of despair about some of the not so nice things that happen around us all the time. Far be it for me to preach, but reckon it wouldn't harm for this to be included in the national curriculum. Would "be nice " :)

Entertaining & Thought Provoking

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My first John Niven book and an excellent start. Highly recommended to all, especially all you cynics out there.

excellent

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not convinced as usual by a flat sounding North American narrator. Nonetheless a great plot and as usual the acidic humour of John Niven is 5 star!

Brilliant plot, very funny, poor narrator.

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laugh out loud funny book, and a great story. second John Niven book I've listened to and now a big fan.

another great story from John Niven.

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Refreshingly different. Great book. My only criticism is the narrators appalling Scottish and English accents!

Great listen!

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