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The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer
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From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.

"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....

This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.

©2018 Meghan Quinn (P)2019 Meghan Quinn
Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Dating Heartfelt Witty
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Warning!Warning!, do not listen to this book while eating your cereal, major coughing fit occurred due to all the funny 🤣
This has got to be one of the funniest books I’ve ever read, the only reason for a star drop was because Rosie was so unbelievably clueless at times I don’t know how she managed to survive in today’s society. Apart from that very funny and well worth the credit.

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I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Best book ever. Sir licks a lot had me in stitches . Thank you for this book it was a well needed laugh X

Hilarious!

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I absolutely Loved this story,it is such a fun read.
Made me laugh numerous times,Rosie is quite the character..lol..and her relationship with Henry is Amazing , A friend's to lovers romance they take you on such a journey,taking you step by step through their relationship and sexual exploits.
I thoroughly enjoyed it
Narration is perfection.
I Highly recommend it.

Quirky fun

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And so so true

I found the start a little difficult, I dunno, maybe it was me, but once I was in I was hooked. I loved it. I think I'd go back and read again right now but there's a book two, i hadnt realised this was a compilation, see you on the other side.

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OK book 2 done, still funny, I can see myself so often in this. it's great and so well read.

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Book 3, I laughed and laughed it hit the nail on the head, glad I had a baby girl after reading this lol

So so funny

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I have to believe that the author has a vendetta against male genitalia!… it’s hilarious the inventive ways the men get accidentally assaulted, and the mail descriptive is always so funny!!… This story is one of many from this author that is a great mood lifter and great listen!! Keep it up Megan Quinn, you are epic!!

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