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What the Actual F!

Pubes to Boobs & Everything in Between - A Funny, No-Panic Survival Guide to Parenting Tweens Through Puberty - Hormones, Mood Swings, Body Changes, and Real-Life Conversations

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What the Actual F!

By: Growing Up Chronicles
Narrated by: Jess Hynds
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Summary

This is your funny, no-panic survival guide for the parenting stage where logic takes a quick vacation, hormones drive, and your tween insists deodorant is optional. (It's not.)

Inside, you'll get the real talk and the laugh breaks—because the "F" in this season can mean Fear, Flush, Frustration, Funny, Forge ahead, Forgive… and sometimes the other F-word you whisper into your coffee.

In this book, you'll learn how to:

  • Decode the physical changes during puberty for boys and girls (yes, all of it—from awkward growth spurts to new body realities).
  • Survive the emotional rollercoaster without taking psychic damage (or at least with snacks).
  • Understand the digital playground, tween slang, and why nothing means what it used to.
  • Handle friendship drama, "unfiltered commentary," and the whiplash of this age with more confidence and less panic.
  • Actually, have the conversations—about bodies, boundaries, hygiene, mood swings, and all the "uhhh… how do I say this?" moments—without making it weird (or at least not as weird).
  • Plus 2 BONUS Chapters - to keep you in the loop on all things tween.

This isn't a perfect-parent manual. It's a real-life survival guide from the trenches—packed with practical tools, sanity-saving perspectives, and permission to laugh while you figure it out together.

If you're parenting a tween through puberty, you don't need more judgment.

You need a guide that says you're not alone, you're not failing, and yes—this is all surprisingly normal.

©2026 Marguerite Allolding (P)2026 Marguerite Allolding
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