Zombie Versus Fairy Featuring Albinos
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Zombie Versus Fairy Featuring Albinos
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Narrated by:
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Frederic Basso
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By:
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James Marshall
About this listen
In a perfect world where everyone destroys everything and eats human flesh, one zombie has had enough: Buck Burger. When he rebels at the natural disorder, his marriage starts deteriorating and a doctor prescribes him an anti-depressant. Buck meets a beautiful green-haired pharmacist fairy named Fairy_26 and quickly becomes a pawn in a cold war between zombies and supernatural creatures. As Fairy_26 flies him between her tree-branch apartment in Fairyland and an aircraft-carrier pirate ship in a zombie-infested dystopia, Buck Burger struggles to make sense of it all and remain faithful to his overbearing wife. Does 16-year-old spiritual leader and pirate Guy Boy Man make an appearance? Of course! Are there mind-controlling albinos? Obviously! Is there hot zombie-on-fairy action? Maybe! Why aren't you reading this yet?
©2013 James Marshall (P)2013 Audible Inc.The protagonist is supposedly having some kind of existential crisis yet just comes across as petty. The heroine does have a proper name (known as Fairy 26) and this isn’t explained, so it comes off as unfinished or, worse, that she’s interchangeable. I would have liked to know more about her and less about her clothes and how they made the protagonist feel.
That said she’s not the only underdeveloped character, everyone is. Everything is!
Guy Boy Man is excruciating.
It’s hard to judge prose when the narrator is so irritating; he reads like he’s doing a bad impression of mid century PI or classic mobster.
His characterisation of the female characters makes them sound shrill.
Not the worst narrator ever but not enjoyable.
Terrible
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