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🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically.

We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.

Then things get aggressively stupid.

David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended.

From there, we tackle the important questions:
• Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas?
• What animal has the longest tongue?
• If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive?
• And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out?

Naturally, this leads into complete chaos.

We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void.

Then the internet nonsense begins:
• “I LOVE YOU” trap remix
• Ruining famous movies by adding one word
• Guessing movies in 10 words or less
• AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced
• Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising
• And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say

It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES?
4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK
7:32 – MOSES’ ARK
10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS?
13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS?
14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP?
16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK?
18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS
20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S
32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST
34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN
45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX
50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD
56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS
1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND
1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING
1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT
1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:51 – OUTRO

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