HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!!

It’s an exciting time of year at Astrology Zoned because it’s Laura’s birthday! As is abundantly clear by now, Laura is an absolute Taurus queen who understands the importance of embracing the Taurus tenets of rest and relaxation. And Susan Miller has only good predictions for Laura and her favored Taureans this May.

The gals begin the episode with a recap of Susan’s note to her readers. It wouldn’t be an update from Susan Miller without an appearance from the business woman and she’s here in full effect to tell her readers that her calendar is available at a discount. Susan also includes here a brief summary of each sign’s horoscope for May, which leads the gals to wonder if this format is a new feature of the note, especially considering that the summaries that Susan puts at the end of each sign’s forecast famously do not actually summarize the information in the preceding content.

Next up is a discussion of the forecast for the Taurus birthday babies! Taurus has a lot to be excited about during May. There’s even a rare Blue Moon this month! Laura tells her Taurean pals to expect birthday money, glitter, and a private bubble of love, and reminds everyone that during Taurus season, one never needs a reason to recline.

Alex ends the episode with a recap of the Scorpio forecast. Jupiter is here and is bringing lots of good things, including unexpected money. Susan also predicts wonderful career progress for Scorpio, which will be made possible from assistance from none other than the Jolly Green Giant (™?).

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller:

Taurus: 9:54

Scorpio: 22:55

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IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!

And there’s a lot going your way this April. Uranus is bouncing around to make sure that the month is filled with positive surprises for your birthday.

Laura and Alex begin the episode by discussing the many times they were embezzled by Susan Miller last month. (Note: This does not mean that Susan stole money from the gals, but that her forecasts were accurate.) The good news is that Susan made a lot of correct predictions, but the bad news is that the predictions were not positive. The main takeaway from all of this? Always carry flowers in your bra when going through airport security.

A discussion of Susan’s note to her readers is next. The gals report that Susan is very excited about the launch of Artemis II! Laura and Alex have a theory that Susan has a direct line to NASA, so they wonder how she might be involved in this groundbreaking mission.

Another fun development revealed in this month’s note is that renowned illustrator and Susan Miller favorite Izak Zenou is doing a sketching residency at the Carlyle Hotel in New York! The gals reveal how they would style their ideal Izak portraits and wonder if he’s open to accepting bribes so that they can art direct their own sittings.

Laura then tells Taurus what’s in store for April. Well, she tells them as much as possible, but Susan used the Taurus horoscope to go on a rather long tangent about the recent flood in her apartment and the history of asbestos in New York City, so there isn’t as much astrology in this month’s forecast as there should be.

The episode ends with Alex’s recap of the April forecast for Scorpio. Susan wants the Scorps to get some rest! She also would like them to hire a financial advisor instead of talking to a friend about potential financial moves in order to help with the chaos that Uranus might cause this month.

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Embezzlements: 1:08

Note from Susan Miller: 9:12

Aries: 21:37

Taurus: 34:10

Scorpio: 48:32

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

Links:

1. Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
2. Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT’S PISCES SEASON!!!!

The gals want to wish Pisces the happiest of birthdays. And they suspect this group might include Susan Miller! Susan famously (and repeatedly) says that she never reveals her age or her sign, but Laura and Alex think they’ve gotten to the bottom of her secrets.

The episode starts with a discussion of Susan’s note to her readers. After last month’s dramatic health updates, the March note sticks to an astrological recap and a thorough review of the Business Woman portfolio. Laura and Alex also review some of Susan’s latest social media posts and bemoan their inability to find a romantic castle at the last minute.

Next is a recap of the Pisces forecast, and even Laura, a Taurus whose sign is always the most favored by Susan, has to admit that Pisces babies are the golden children this March. The horoscope is extremely positive, and Susan leaves no stone unturned when she explains the planets and their activities to Pisces this month. There’s even an appearance by Susan Miller: Financial Planner, who gives practical advice on how to maintain a good credit score.

Alex then tells Scorpio about March, which Susan describes as a fragrant bouquet. The planets are partying (the moon even shows up in a glamorous satin dress!) in the house of true love so watch out for a fleet of cupids, who might show up unexpectedly to zing you! Susan feels this is a good thing, but the gals aren’t so sure.

Laura ends the episode with a breakdown of the Taurus forecast. Evidently March is a time to cut loose and have fun. Susan orders Taurus to mix and mingle, while also taking care of their health, which could be in jeopardy toward the end of the month. Wise words from a woman who just had Covid!

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:

Note from Susan Miller: 2:34

Pisces: 19:50

Scorpio: 34:21

Taurus: 46:50

Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.

Links:

1. Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
2. Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com