• Birthday Week, Bathroom Stories & Bad Sales
    Jun 25 2026

    Summer officially showed up and so did the chaos. ☀️ This week on Certified Good Time with Blake and Whitney, we’re celebrating Blake’s birthday, talking Anne Hathaway pregnancy news and royal family updates, and exposing the universal struggle of sale prices that somehow never ring up correctly at the store. Plus we get into **date nights, embarrassingly bad bathroom stories (you’ve been warned), summer vibes, random tangents, and everything in between. Grab a drink, get comfy, and come hang out with us for another certified good time. 🎉👑🛍️🚽

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    36 mins
  • Steve-O, Fiber & Finding Yourself
    Jun 18 2026

    This week on Certified Good Time with Blake and Whitney, we’re covering a little bit of everything (as usual). We get into Shania Twain opening up about body image, the Bunnie XO and Jelly Roll divorce rumors, and give our thoughts on Steve-O’s stand-up. Plus we discuss the rise of girl dinners, somehow end up talking about the New York Knicks, and yes… psyllium husk makes an appearance.

    We also get into conversations about finding inner peace, slowing down, and trying to protect your peace while the internet stays chaotic. Basically: pop culture, random tangents, questionable transitions, and a certified good time.

    🎙️ New episodes every Thursday.

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    25 mins
  • Wedding Rumors, Rotten Meat, and Cheesecake in a Tub
    Jun 11 2026

    This week on Certified Good Time, we’re covering a little bit of everything and somehow making it all connect. We get into the Ariana Grande tour buzz, Wynonna hitting the road, and the latest Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding date rumors making the rounds. Plus baseball championships, the very questionable experience of rotten store meat, speed limits (and whether anyone actually follows them), trying not to spend unnecessary money… and then immediately being tempted by cheesecake in a tub. We also give our thoughts on J-Lo’s new Netflix movie and plenty of side tangents along the way. Grab a snack (maybe not the meat) and hang out with us for another certified good time.

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    40 mins
  • Road Critters, Rainbow Flags, and Retail Rage
    Jun 4 2026

    This week, we're covering a little bit of everything and somehow making it all make sense. From celebrating Pride Month to chatting about Taylor Swift and all things Toy Story, the conversation takes plenty of unexpected turns. We also tackle the mystery of wildly inconsistent clothing sizes, hear all about Whitney's latest road critter encounters, and share the random stories, laughs, and hot takes you've come to expect. Grab your favorite snack and join us for another Certified Good Time full of chaos, comedy, and conversations you didn't know you needed.

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    34 mins
  • Truck Stops & Toxic Plants, Lost Phones & Love Island
    May 28 2026

    This week we’re covering a little bit of everything from Dolly Parton opening a truck stop empire to the absolute chaos of losing phones while camping. We talk busy schedules, trying to survive grocery store prices that somehow get worse every week, comfy clothes becoming a full personality trait, poison ivy disasters, and of course all the latest Love Island drama. It’s chaotic, relatable, slightly itchy, and definitely a certified good time.

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    37 mins
  • ACM Awards, Dusty Canned Goods, and Questionable Decisions
    May 21 2026

    This week we’re covering a little bit of everything from SNL moments and ACM Awards highlights to the recent jet accident everyone’s talking about. We also dive into the mystery of dusty canned goods, the Olly Pop obsession, air-fryer liners changing lives, and a truly unhinged Taco Bell cat calling situation. Plus our weekly wins, laughs, chaos, and certified recommendations you definitely need to hear.

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    43 mins
  • Technical Difficulties, Microplastics, & Dolly Parton
    May 14 2026

    Technical difficulties tried to take us out this week, but there was no way we were skipping an episode. We’re pushing through the chaos and catching up on everything from The Price Is Right to herbal tea apparently being full of microplastics. We also get into life story recipes, the latest Dolly Parton health update, our wins for the week, and of course our Certified Recommendation. It’s a little messy, slightly delayed, but still a certified good time.

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    53 mins
  • Tomatoes, Touchdowns & The Met Gala
    May 7 2026

    This week we’re covering a little bit of everything including our gardening era, the chaos of middle school football games, and all the drama surrounding Devil Wears Prada 2. We also get into the Met Gala looks, why farmers markets make us feel like we have our lives together, and our thoughts on cruising vacations. Basically it’s springtime chaos with a certified good time twist.

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    59 mins