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Crease and Desist: Hockey Goalies and the Game

Crease and Desist: Hockey Goalies and the Game

By: The Goalie Girls
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Summary

Welcome to Crease and Desist, the only hockey podcast where we officially demand you respect that last line of defence and stalwart of the ice, the goalie.

We're your hosts, Fiona and Kay, otherwise known as the Goalie Girls. We are MASSIVE Toronto Maple Leafs fans from either side of the pond. Fiona lives in Scotland and travels over regularly to catch the Leafs in action. Kay lives in the centre of the hockey universe, Toronto and is a Leafs lifer. We live and breathe hockey, riding the highs and suffer the lows of Leafs life and we just LOVE goalies. From the gear, to the the weirdness and everything in between, we have huge respect for the absolute grind it takes to stand back there.

In this podcast, we'll be focusing on the Leafs action, because, let's be honest, being a Leafs goalie is less of a job and more of a psychological endurance test and we are here to document every second of it. We'll track the stats, analyse the peaks and troughs, and debate the inevitable controversies that keeps Leafs Nation wired!

But we aren't just local, we're scouting the entire NHL crease, checking in on the goalie elite and occasionally acknowledging that other positions exist, if they do something cool enough to catch our eye!

So strap on your pads, find your posts and lets get into the crease!

Fiona and Kay
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Episodes
  • Crease & Desist: Hockey Goalies and the Game - Podcast #3: Crease, Cash & Chaos: NHL Goalie Trade Rumours, Biggest Contracts & Legendary Nicknames
    May 14 2026

    From blockbuster goalie trade rumours to jaw-dropping NHL netminder salaries, we’re diving deep into the world of the men between the pipes! This episode breaks down the latest chatter around potential goalie moves, who’s cashing the biggest cheques in today’s NHL, and the funniest, fiercest, and most legendary goalie nicknames in hockey history. Whether you’re obsessed with trade speculation, contract talk, or just love a good tendy nickname, this episode delivers laughs, hot takes, and everything goalie fans crave. Strap on the pads—it’s going to be a wild ride in the crease!

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    51 mins
  • Crease & Desist: Hockey Goalies and the Game - Podcast #2: Leafs Front Office Shakeups, Draft Lottery Drama & Our Vezina Finalist Fan Club
    May 7 2026

    The Leafs are changing the furniture again, the NHL Draft Lottery has everyone wearing tinfoil hats, and we are once again emotionally attached to Vezina finalist goalies we’ll probably never meet. In this episode, the girls break down the latest management shakeups in Toronto, debate who got robbed (or blessed) in the draft lottery, and gush over the league’s best masked men with the kind of passion usually reserved for reality dating shows.

    Expect hockey hot takes, goalie worship, laughs, mild chaos, and the occasional “what exactly is this franchise doing?” moment. Whether you’re here for Leafs drama, NHL playoff chatter, or if you just want hockey talk that feels more like hanging out with friends than watching a postgame panel, we’ve got you covered.

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    56 mins
  • Crease & Desist: Hockey Goalies and the Game - Podcast #1: Goalie Love, Leafs Pain & Pretending We’re Fine
    Apr 30 2026

    Two goalie-obsessed Toronto Maple Leafs fans and friends, Fiona and Kay, otherwise known as The Goalie Girls, dive headfirst into the chaos, heartbreak, and emotional rollercoaster that is Toronto Maple Leafs hockey. From crease controversies and elite saves to playoff pain, shattered dreams, and the annual ritual of convincing ourselves “this year is different,” we cover it all. Equal parts hilarious, passionate, and slightly off the wall, this podcast is for hockey lovers (with a particular focus on goalies) who understand that being a Leafs fan is basically a full-contact emotional sport. And while our hearts belong to the Leafs’ crease, we’re diving into goalie chaos and storylines from across the entire NHL—no team is safe from our takes. Expect lots of goalie worship, hot takes, and plenty of laughs through the pain.

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    52 mins
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