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Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam Internet, You Scary!

By: Patrick Cloud Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

Dam Internet, You Scary!
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Episodes
  • 353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!
    May 14 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more.

    Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates.

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    00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit
    02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn
    03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions
    06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast
    08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances
    10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion
    11:42 Best Joke of the Night
    13:25 Mint Mobile Ad
    16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck
    18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience
    21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump
    23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt
    26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa
    30:42 Hims Ad
    33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers
    41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident
    44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate
    47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall
    49:58 IndaCloud Ad
    52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals
    55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance
    56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture
    59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story
    01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals
    01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad
    01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk
    01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter
    01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion
    01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro

    #Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScary

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS
    May 7 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time.

    PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing.

    #DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcast

    Join our Patreon now!!
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    00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk
    02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂
    04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show
    06:00 Scary Movie Returns
    08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning
    11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk
    17:00 Sponsor - GLD
    18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…
    24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂
    27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!
    30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried
    34:06 Sponsor - Cash App
    36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate
    40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭
    48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew
    49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝
    52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂
    55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens
    56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships
    01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door
    01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp
    01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭
    01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂
    01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck
    01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?
    01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • 351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS
    Apr 23 2026

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    Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

    Join our Patreon now!!
    https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    Topics include:

    A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
    A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
    A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
    A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
    A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
    AI scams tricking people online
    New laws about boiling lobsters alive

    00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
    06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
    12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
    15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
    21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
    23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)
    26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
    30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
    32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
    37:00 Sponsor – FÜM
    39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
    44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
    48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew
    50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
    54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
    57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
    59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
    01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
    01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
    01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
    01:13:20 Outro + Announcements

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    1 hr and 15 mins
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