Episodes

  • 445: Bring Me My Favorites
    Mar 25 2026

    Can I get an MRI or go through TSA without setting off alarms after getting a knee replacement? Would chugging a hardcore energy drink kill a medieval peasant? What was the go-to mini-break activity before doom-scrolling? What happened to Soggy Pitch? Where should I bring my parents in Amsterdam? Did you have to face excruciating conversations with your parents when you were teens? How do things survive in the deepest parts of the ocean? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly

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    41 mins
  • 444: Hank Brown
    Mar 18 2026

    Why are humans not transparent? If you lived on a moon, would you know it? What did cavemen dream about? How does Good Store work with other companies? How do you deal with the grief of having limited time left with your parents? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly

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    39 mins
  • 443: A Top Podcast for the Elderly
    Mar 4 2026

    Why do I have the desire to rebel against my parents? Why does pen on paper fade over time? Do we make new water? What is the scent of soaps and why do I want to eat it? How should I reveal that I can do the splits? Has there been any updates regarding Stars on Mars? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

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    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly

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    38 mins
  • 442: They’ve Been Plants the Whole Time
    Feb 25 2026

    Do you ever wonder if a listener question comes from a celebrity? Why are most metals gray? Why does holding a baby silence the worry? How do you decide what to do after school? Can moles convert CO2 to Oxygen? How do you deal with grief? How do potatoes know which way is up? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

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    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly

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    48 mins
  • 441: The Value of a Single Shoe
    Feb 18 2026

    How has your relationship with your audience changed? What’s a good lie to tell my coworkers about my butt surgery? Has anyone ever tasted the moon? What’s the highest altitude we have ever recorded a cloud? How long do I have to sit in the bath to touch every molecule of water? What is the value of a single shoe? How do I handle the information that we might live in a black hole? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

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    Produced for Hank and John Green by Complexly

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    49 mins
  • 440: Barreling Ever Forward
    Feb 11 2026

    Can you paint in space? What does “48 business hours” mean? Why is everyone asking me about aliens? How do you deal with the ever-present weight of nostalgia? What happens if you throw a ball while skydiving? Why do humans like stickers? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    47 mins
  • 439: Division I Saint
    Jan 28 2026

    What is a patron saint? Do we all get eaten? How do flames decide where to go? How do trees stay standing? What happened to Hank’s hair? How do doctors decide where the needles go? …Hank and John Green have answers!


    If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com

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    50 mins
  • 438: The 2014 Episode
    Jan 21 2026

    What happened to John in 2014? …Hank and John Green have answers!


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    57 mins