What’s the news today? MAGA, baby.

Reporting on MAGA wins right now is like being a Phoenix weatherman. “Tomorrow’s forecast? Sunny, 112 degrees, Democrats spontaneously combusting by noon.” There’s no suspense anymore. Even the panic has become routine.

We are winning all over the place.

Somebody needs to create a MAGA Tracker. Like NORAD tracking Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Little blinking lights moving across the country:

Trump endorsement flips district… another DEI office closes… illegal immigrant self-deports… MSNBC host bursts into tears…

It’s Christmas every day if you’re a conservative. Democrats wake up each morning like kids discovering Santa left them an invoice.

And speaking of things people are trying to hide under the tree skirt, Joe Biden apparently doesn’t want America learning just how cooked his brain was while he occupied the Oval Office.

Isn’t that amazing? We spent four years watching this man wander around stages like he was looking for the men’s room at a Cracker Barrel, and now suddenly they want privacy. Privacy?

The real scandal isn’t that Biden struggled mentally. Aging happens.

The scandal is that an entire political machine, media included, looked Americans dead in the eye and said, “No, no, this is fine. He’s sharp as a tack.” Sharp as a tack?

If Biden were your Uber driver, you’d jump out at the first red light.

And here’s the part they never want discussed: if unelected staffers, handlers, and bureaucrats were effectively running the country while pretending Biden was fully in charge, what exactly do we call that? Democracy?

More like, Weekend at Bernie’s: Executive Branch Edition?

Meanwhile, Republicans have finally figured out something Trump understood from the beginning: politics isn’t golf.

You don’t politely clap for the other side while they try to destroy you. Trump reshaped the Republican Party because he proved that voters were starving for somebody who would actually fight instead of issuing strongly worded bookmarks.

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