'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!' __

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Reading. For non-watermarked readings, contact: floydsvoice@gmail.com Henry Archibald Hertzberg Lawson (17th June 1867 – 2nd September 1922) was an Australian writer and bush poet. Henry Lawson is often referred to as Australia’s greatest short story writer. He was also a master of the bush ballad.

The Union Buries Its Dead In his usual style, Lawson gives us a clear-eyed look into the stark realities of early Australian bush life. Having lived it himself, he leaves no room for romanticism in this story. __

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Meanwhile, at the headquarters of ‘We Get the Truth Inc’:

‘Chief, the algorithms are inconclusive. The lie detectors are baffled. We simply cannot be sure he’s telling the truth.’

A deathly silence fell across the room.

The Chief rose slowly. Steely-eyed. Stone-faced. Immovable.

In a low, determined voice, he said, ‘Send in the Gregorios Twins — Gregory and Gregoria.’

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