• Woodrow Wilson Could Never
    Mar 26 2026

    We’re back, back, back again! Starting off strong by talking about how Ryann’s bangs are doing and how often we wash our sheets! We saw the musical Suffs, and Ryann feels guilty! Did you guys know about the ERA? We are behind but have some Oscars coverage and thoughts as well. Jill liked One Battle, Ryann watched Sentimental Value! Survivor season 50 is happening as we speak! We share a few thoughts on Mike White and his White Lotus. Did you know Zac Brown likes to spear fish? Now we do and we don’t care! Some time ago Ryann went to New York to see her beloved, Jack Wolfe, leave Hadestown on Broadway - she is still hyper-fixated on him do not fret! But now has a new hyper fixation in the form of the musical, Two Strangers Carry a Cake Across New York and ginger British actor, Sam Tutty. Chuck Norris dies in the middle of our podcast! We talk some personal awards history (our favorite season is awards) and Nicole Kidman is a bit nutty! Another fun one!

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    42 mins
  • Attention Teachers and Students
    Feb 3 2026

    Hello, hello everyone, come one and come all and hear the news: Ryann got bangs! Did y’all participate in a general and or national strike last Friday?

    Jill went on a play date to Crate and Barrel (JK). Fam, why are there podcasts on Netflix now? Jillian takes us through some of the recent Oscar nominations and Ryann interrupts her a lot. Ryann is watching the television program, Sex Education on Netflix - check it out. Jill wants to talk about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, don’t hang up. Ryann wants to talk about her girl Charli XCX and some of her creative partners like Alexander Skarsgård and cutie Scottish boy film director, Aidan Zamiri. Jillian gives us a bit of a Blake Baldoni legal update, if y’all are so inclined to listen! Enjoy! See you then!

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    49 mins
  • Not Only Does Your Body Bang, But I Miss the Conversation Too
    Jan 21 2026

    Hello everyone, we’re back! We’re sorry for the long delay but as you will hear we fell ill! Do you guys hit with the dairy coughs in the way that we do? Anywho on to the culture! The Golden Globes have come and gone we talk the fashion and the awards and appropriate domestic animals. Ryann discusses her thoughts about the series finale of Stranger Things (spoilers from minute 27 to 32 if you care!) Jillian watched the latest season of Emily in Paris and saw an old flame! Ryann watched Heated Rivalry of course (3 times over the holidays) but Jillian probably won’t watch of course. She is rewatching the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills though! We quickly touch on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion (part one). Are there housewives you ride for that no one else does? Ryann watched the People We Meet on Vacation and shares some thoughts! Also will Ryann get bangs?! All this and more!

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    58 mins
  • The Whimsical Epidemic
    Dec 18 2025

    Happy Birthday Slyne!! We start off the pod with some hair woes and discussions of our changing hair texture. Then Jillian wants to know if former PM Justin Trudeau is gainfully employed? And also gives Ryann a history lesson on who becomes the President of the US if the Vice President also resigns; the line of succession if you will. Jillian watched the film Heat as well. Ryann wants to know who these betches are - do you know? George Clooney is in a Netflix film called Jay Kelly, but more importantly Jillian needs to know why he is trying to front about paying his own bills! Ryann saw Wicked: For Good and shares some thoughts (SPOILERS for WICKED: FOR GOOD from 26-36 minutes) Would you guys say you’re whimsical? Would anyone in their thirties or forties? Who can Jill beat in arm wrestle? What movies are in your Adam Sandler hall of fame? All of this and more!!

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    52 mins
  • The White Wealth Tour of Newport
    Dec 9 2025

    Happy post-Thanksgiving friends! We're back to regale you with tales of our Thanksgiving celebrations (which we spent separately, GASP)! But first a quick Diddy detour (spoiler: we haven't watched the Netflix series yet and Jillian isn't going to). Speaking of Netflix Ryann spent the week of Thanksgiving with The Hunting Wives and tried to explain to Jill what in the tarnation goes on in that program (HUNTING WIVES SPOILERS from 18:30 - 27:10). Jillian gives us the rundown on Variety's Actors on Actors lineup and tells us who she is most excited to see interact. (Also how did I not make a Whitney Wild Rose joke when Jill told me for the millionth time that I have to watch the film Wild Rose - I'm slipping) We also have a quick Robert Downer Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow aside, are you surprised? Ryann spent even more time with Netfllix because she watched the first "act" of Stranger Things season five, and you know what? She really liked it! Will Byers, you're my boy! Do y'all know about the book series The Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton? Did you know it's going to be a film starring a lot of cool cats? Neither did we. Jillian tells us which two films Tom Hanks won Oscars for back to back (Jill, you got it right)! Cheers!

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    56 mins
  • We're Not Even Gonna Get Green Lit This Year
    Nov 30 2025

    We’re back, back, back, back, back again! With an episode recorded over a week ago, soz for the lack of relevance! It WAS release day for Wicked: For Good when we recorded this! Ryann is upset about a smear campaign against her dog! Why don’t we watch the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? Jill gives us some info about the Schmoscars aka the Oscars Governers Awards. Do y’all fuck with Ariana Grande? Do we care to discuss Bravocon? (P.S. Where in the world is Rick Hilton?) Never forget that Ryann broke the Matt Rogers Fraser Olender news (I’M the MARY). Ryann has some thoughts and questions on Wicked 1 aka the first Wicked film, Wicked. Is Shiz a four year school for example? Is everything okay with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard? We sure hope so! Is Ryann breaking more relationship aka rekindling news? Jillian discusses the similarities between Keri Russell and Claire Danes’ careers. Enjoy this post-Thanksgiving treat!!

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    43 mins
  • The Endorphins to Dopamine Pipeline
    Nov 17 2025

    Guys, Robyn has a new song called Dopamine - she's trolling me!! Ryann also discusses the endorphins to dopamine pipeline. She provides a weekly DWTS update for Jillian as well. We also get into some HOT oatmeal talk! Jill gives us the lowdown on Kris Jenner's "star studded" birthday party, did you know we've never seen a James Bond film? Do you guys know Mindy Weiss? Do you know anyone who wants to have sex with Bill Gates? Ryann has BEEF with Chalamet now!! And Kelsea Ballerini has a new song. Jillian tells us about this year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. while Ryann shares some thoughts about Sydney Sweeney. We have started watching Rachel Sennot's new HBO show, I Love LA! Ryann also asks Jill some questions about Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, and Spongebob! Don't forget to pull over for emergency vehicles, guys!!

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    48 mins
  • Tortious Interference
    Nov 11 2025

    Come one come all to a new GNG! We love Malala Yousafzai! She’s a real girl’s girl. Is Adam Devine a member of the A List? Jillian provides us an update on the Blake v Baldoni legal saga. Do y’all know Ben Marshall? As a youth were you a Brad, a Bloom, or a Bana? Jillian tells us a bit about the Real Housewives of Orange Country reunion and asks a very important question about DMs. We talk some quick Kardashian and Zoe Saldaña talk. Then of course dive into the waters of Salt Lake City. New Yorkers, do you remember DJ Spinbad?!

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    51 mins