Welcome to Green Eggs... and Man?, the show where Wes and Adam break down a children's book one page at a time! In anticipation of Adam's baby, we've gotta race to make sure this book is kid-safe and age appropriate. But the book might have other plans…
First episode drops April 20th!

Theme Song by Chris Lambert

(Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4)

"Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss" A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst)

A sign proclaiming "I am Sam" is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a corner. The left page is entirely blank.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb)

Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1)

Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing "Sam I am." Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left, startled.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH)

"That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am!"

Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and foot are all that remain of the others.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio

Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj)

"Do you like

green eggs and ham?"

Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly about.

Pages 12-13. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6)

"I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like

green eggs and ham."

Abraham holds up a hand to Sam's plate of food indicating his refusal.

Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niemann

Theme Songs by Chris Lambert

Show Graphic by Chris Lambert

Edited by Adam Niemann

with Additional Audio Here: https://coolwebsite.pizza/additionalaudio