On this episode of Hell Money, Erin’s podcasting career collapses after one listener says she talks too much, while Casey ascends to godhood on the strength of 4,000 mysterious fake followers per day. It’s the fall of Erin, the rise of Casey, and Bitcoin is decoupling in the wrong direction.

We also cover the CLARITY Act, stablecoin regulation, fake UFO disclosure, Claude goblins, Anthropic vs OpenAI, Trump’s Beijing trip, ord.io shutting down, and the true origin of Hantavirus: John Pork’s corpse in the Akashic Records.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, Erin talks too much

7:00 CLARITY Act & the legalization of gambling

14:30 Hantavirus origin, John Pork, quantum computers

19:30 DMT clockwork elves, AI consciousness, UFOs

22:10 Casey's botted fame, flop tweets

31:05 Vibe coded UFO disclosure

36:15 OpenAI vs. Anthropic, headline PR

52:20 Trump goes to Beijing with major CEOs

54:50 ord.io shutting down

On this episode, we’re back from Bitcoin 2026 in Las Vegas, where the real conference happened off stage. From quantum debates and AI pivots to Bitcoin astrology and open-source governance wars, we break down the conversations, vibes, and side quests that actually mattered.

We discuss:

- Bitcoin 2026 recap

- Quantum debate & Project 11

- Satoshi coins discourse

- Paul Sztorc’s eCash fork

- Hodlonaut on Bitcoin Core governance

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Bitcoin 2026 recap

7:56 K-pop, ABG discourse

12:55 Erin's aura reading, nukes are fake

18:52 Quantum & Bitcoin

35:11 Hell Money meetup recap

37:55 Everyone's pivoting to AI

42:30 Reviewing Hodlonaut's Bitcoin Core article

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro

3:44 Lifofifo

5:15 Leonidas

7:35 Ordinally

8:25 Barbra

9:40 Eliherf

11:15 Billy Restey

12:50 Bop

14:07 Tommy

15:20 Bitcoin Frogs

15:50 Pawel Dudko

18:10 Lemonhaze

19:20 Danny Yang

19:50 Pizza Ninjas

21:40 Pandemonium

23:40 Memeticx

26:30 Bitoshi Blockamoto

31:00 BravoCosto

32:50 Ord Torches

34:10 Lukaskalm

36:55 unfungiblehuman

38:15 Taproot Witches

39:50 Biggest 4megger

42:10 N8bit

46:40 Blockavatars

47:30 R4vonus

49:45 We love Bitmap

51:30 Rijndael

53:50 ankhtoshi

57:30 Rax

1:00:50 BIP39 spell checker

1:01:50 DanMercurius

1:05:20 OMB, suicidetoshi

1:09:30 Bitmap web5

1:10:30 Cats on the blockchain

1:12:30 3dordinalclub

1:13:30 TheBitassets

1:15:30 mannequinsnft

1:18:00 richart racing game

1:22:00 Dark Bitmap

1:24:00 Trump video

1:29:25 Inflatables

1:33:40 Ranking the contenders