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Holy Moly Bible

Holy Moly Bible

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What Your Pastor Never Showed You: The Bible has 450 contradictions. I spent 10 years inside the church and nobody showed me a single one. It left me with one question: Why am I the only one reading the whole Bible?

Holy Smoke reads the parts the Sunday sermon always skips. Verse by verse. Straight from the source. Each episode has specific verses, a unique take, and generous dose of humor to make it survivable. After the dust settles, one thing remains clear: the truth will set you free.

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2026 Holy Moly Bible
Christianity Spirituality
Episodes
  • Salvation Was Never Your Choice: The Divide Christianity Never Settled
    Jul 6 2026

    Predestined salvation or free will salvation, the Bible argues both, and the argument split Christianity into denominations that still exist because of it. Calvin took 1 side. Arminius took the other. Romans 8:30 runs God as the subject of every verb, predestined, called, justified, glorified. John 1:12 runs belief as the hinge the whole sentence turns on. Both reside in the new testament; yet the different books making opposite claims about who's actually choosing salvation. The broader Bible makes it clear that god's will overpasses human will, again and again.

    Whether god decides salvation vs humans choosing salvation is never resolved within the Bible. Your church picked a side before you knew there were 2 sides to pick.

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    19 mins
  • Silenced by Scripture: The Bible Says Women Must Be Silent.
    Jun 30 2026

    The Bible argues with itself about whether women are allowed to speak. We go verse by verse to show you exactly where. This episode takes on the silence versus prophecy contradiction, the denominations still enforcing 1 Corinthians 14:34 today, and the very real legal history of a verse being used to keep women out of universities, courtrooms, and ownership of their own property. We get specific. Names, numbers, dates, and the actual scripture side by side so you can see the contradiction for yourself. By the end you will understand exactly why silence has never been a small ask.

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    29 mins
  • Sin Debt: Generational vs Personal
    Jun 23 2026

    Exodus 20:5 sends the sin responsibility all the way down to your great grandchildren. Ezekiel 18:20 cancels sin sits with the person who did it, rather than parents or kids. Two verses. Same God. Completely opposite policies on who pays for a sin.

    Exodus and Ezekiel are 700 years apart, and they both still in print in the Old Testament of The Bible, neither one ever crossed out across the centuries.

    The church never shines a light on why Exodus casts sin to the 4th generation and Ezekiel says sin belong to the person. Today we look at this contradiction on who pays for the debt of sin.

    Denominations pick a side and built entire theologies on whichever verse they preferred. Some ran a points system. Some turned off the meter entirely. Sin is the crux of salvation, yet each denomination interprets faith and works differently.

    The truth will set you free.

    #Christianity #Believer #Sin #Bible #OldTestament

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    17 mins
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