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It's episode 304 (part 1), and memento amorus. Remember, you must love.

28 Years Later (2025) brings us to what's left of an isolated Britain, left to ruin under permanent quarantine nearly 3 decades after the outbreak of the Rage virus. Cut off from international allies, small communities piece together whatever life they can from the wreckage that remains. We follow Spike, a child belonging to an island community on Lindisfarne, as he comes of age and journeys to the mainland in search of supplies, salvation and, eventually, meaning.

We talk about a film that is almost entirely defined by what you think of the last 2 minutes, while largely avoiding talking about the last 2 minutes, discuss whether Danny Boyle gets in the way of the film he's directing, wonder whether an island needs a boat and whether a GP is better served spending his time teaching a community medicine, rather than constructing a macabre art project.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: There are many kinds of death. Some are better than others.

Next time, there's only one thing we can cover, really: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2025).

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It's episode 303, and I can make your parents eat each other if I want to. Do I want to, Alex?

Weapons (2025) depicts a sprawling narrative in the town of Maybrook, where 17 children have mysteriously disappeared after running out of their houses in the dead of night. With no-one sure who to blame, suspicion falls upon the children's teacher Justine, but is the town at risk of a witch hunt? What's really going on? And what's with that weird orange-haired old lady that keeps popping up around the gaff?

We discuss Chris' favourite horror film in years, praise how it adeptly walks the tightrope between the trauma-zone and hilarious fun, ask if there's a difference between 'elevated horror' and just 'good horror', and wonder whether Amy Madigan was the recipient of the first pre-humous Oscar. Plus - should Justine get an electric car, should Alex be feeding his parents Huel, and should a school principal follow the stranger danger rule?

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: Those kids walked out of those homes, no one pulled them out. No one forced them.

Next time, on the Patreon - dunno! What do YOU think we should cover?

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It's episode 302, and Oliver's a f*cking weirdo, isn't he?

Bring Her Back (2025) follows sibling pair Andy and Piper, who are sent to live with foster parent Laura following the death of their father. Despite a fairly benevolent first impression, Laura's new age weirdness soon becomes something more sinister, as she tries to drive a wedge between the pair for her own mysterious aims.

We discuss a film chock full of horrific eating-adjacent nastiness, a surprisngly touching sophomore effort from the Phillipou brothers, venture some suggestions for more sensible foster policies and wonder whether a Talk To Me cinematic universe is on the cards.

Whatever happens, one thing's for sure: it's just meat.

Next time, on the Patreon, it's time for a (long overdue) Bonus episode, whereas on the public feed we'll be taking a look at Weapons (2025).