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I Never Liked You

I Never Liked You

By: Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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 Get ready to eavesdrop on the world's sassiest love-hate relationship as two inseparable best friends who can't stand each other, unleash verbal fireworks on this side-splitting podcast. This dynamic duo engages in heated debate, dissecting the juiciest topics, all with a level of sass that would make even a Jigglypuff blush. Brace yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, sass, and the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver – proving that sometimes, the best relationships are built on a foundation of love and relentless roasting.Matteo Lane and Nick Smith
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  • 113. Understanding Gen Alpha

    113. Understanding Gen Alpha
    Mar 26 2026
    Today we are back with another episode of trying to understand the younger generations! We are really trying to understand gen alpha even though we don’t know any of them. The internet is an interesting place. Does anyone even read these? Hi it’s Chris just tipity typing away…hehehehe. Anyways, tooodaloo! Head to https://factormeals.com/inly50off and use code inly50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see nicks show in April! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1985460319262?aff=odwdwdspacecraft 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Hello! 1:58 Nick wants bangs so bad 3:32 If Nick Had A Kid 5:28 Back to Nick Getting Bangs 6:32 Were Gen Alpha? How? 8:56 Translate This Gen Alpha Sentance 16:14 What Is Gen Alpha 21:04 Skibidi 21:15 Rizz 22:43 Nick wanted to be famous so bad 25:23 Delulu 25:56 Brain Rot 26:49 Italian Brain Rot Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    31 mins
  • 112. Our First Kiss

    112. Our First Kiss
    Mar 19 2026
    This is our first time doing this kind of episode. An episode all about our firsts. Our first kiss, our first job, our first time performing and many more. Hope you enjoy! Head to ⁠https://Greenchef.com/50inly⁠ and use code 50inly to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting ⁠https://ExpressVPN.com/INLY⁠. 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ 0:00 Intro 0:24 Our First Thoughts Of Each Other 1:24 First Time on a plane 5:28 First Job 8:00 First Crush 10:03 First Kiss 12:16 First time seeing High school musical 13:13 First Boy Kiss? 15:13 First time buying a blouse 19:29 First I love you 19:59 First Apartment 21:20 First Friend 22:23 First Bf/Gf 22:33 First Standup Gig 25:29 First time you realized you were gay 27:12 First time you drank 28:33 First time stealing a car 29:49 First movie you ever saw in the theatre 31:32 First gay bar 33:34 First Concert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    37 mins
  • 111. Bob The Drag Queen

    111. Bob The Drag Queen
    Mar 12 2026
    Wow! We finally get our good friend Bob the Drag Queen on the show! We talk about so much in this episode and went alot longer than we normally do, so enjoy! We talk about how we all met, our favorite times together, whether Nick is graceful, and how Bob really got mad at nick recently. Enjoy! Join the loyalty program for renters at https://joinbilt.com/ineverlikedyou 🛍️ New Merch https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 2:06 We Don't Hug 4:53 Bob is in Moulin Rouge! 6:11 How Bob and Matteo Met 6:34 Bob has BEEF 11:05 Matteo and Bob Meet 13:50 Nick Wants Bangs So Bad 14:11 Matteo Meets Monet 14:36 How Nick and Bob Met 15:12 Nick Flaked on a Bob Show 17:20 Nick and Bob's First Meeting 20:02 Nick Had No Gay Friends 23:12 Our Favorite Memory Together 25:48 The Hardest We've Laughed 27:15 Nick is So Young OMG!! 28:04 We're So Mean to Each Other 29:43 Bob Actually Gets So Mad at Nick 32:17 Bob Gets Nick to Workout 40:01 Nick and Bob Go on a Date 42:18 Maddest Bob's Been at Nick 44:18 Nick is That Alien 46:07 Bob's Concern for Nick 49:51 Who Has Softer Hands 51:04 Valid Chris Crashout 51:54 Nick is a Princess in LA 53:33 Bob Proves Nick Wrong 54:31 Nick is This Group's Cheerleader 56:13 Nick Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine 57:26 Is Nick Graceful? 1:01:56 Who Do You Introduce the Crew to First? 1:03:03 Lightning Questions Round 1:03:15 Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:18 Least Favorite Drag Queen 1:03:22 Favorite Traitor 1:03:24 Least Favorite Traitor 1:03:30 Would You Do an All Winners Drag Race? 1:03:34 Would You Take Over RuPaul's Drag Race? 1:03:45 Who is Your Favorite Friend 1:03:49 Who is Your Least Favorite Friend 1:03:58 If You Could Do Any Other Broadway Show What Would it Be 1:04:30 One Food for the Rest of Your Life 1:05:06 Least Favorite Country 1:05:12 Favorite Country 1:05:31 Favorite Internet Personality 1:06:47 Anymore Questions? 1:07:11 Nick Made Matteo Cry 1:08:06 Nick is a Tyrant 1:11:00 Who Was the Better Host? 1:14:02 The First Thing Neil deGrasse Tyson Said to Nick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 18 mins
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