That sound of flushing? That's New York City's infrastructure going down the drain during the World Cup.

The World Cup is coming to NYC, and the city that never sleeps is about to become the city that can't pee. While FIFA's busy counting their billions, New York's scrambling to figure out where millions of soccer fans are supposed to answer nature's call. Spoiler alert: there aren't enough public toilets, and Johnny's got some ideas that are equal parts brilliant and borderline criminal.

This week, Johnny tackles the biggest crap crisis since Montezuma's Revenge, literally. We're talking bathroom shortages, entrepreneurial opportunities (rent out your toilet for $50 a flush, anyone?), and the kind of social commentary that only makes sense when you're sitting on the throne contemplating humanity's failures.

But wait, there's more! The Absolution Solution returns with listener confessions that'll make you feel better about your own questionable life choices. Love, AI, dead butterflies, and guilt. We've got it all. It's part social commentary, part confession booth, all bathroom.

In This Episode:

• The World Cup bathroom apocalypse: when millions need to go and nowhere to go
• NYC's public toilet deficit and why it's about to get really messy
• Johnny's satirical business plan: monetizing your home bathroom during the World Cup
• How to profit from portable toilets (legally... mostly)
• The Absolution Solution: Love and AI (yes, someone fell for a chatbot)
• Seeking Forgiveness: A Butterfly's Fate (RIP little guy, it was an accident)
• Why bathroom access is a human rights issue disguised as a punchline
• Listener stories about morality, guilt, and making peace with your mistakes
• "Johnny on the potty to the rescue" with solutions to NYC's porcelain problem

Timely Flush: With the 2026 FIFA World Cup bringing an estimated 3.5 million visitors to NYC and the city currently offering approximately 1 public toilet per 8,000 residents, this episode couldn't be more relevant. The crisis is real, people. The solutions? Well, Johnny's got some ideas.

Chapters:

• 00:00 – World Cup and Public Toilets in NYC
• 04:19 – Absolution Solution: Love and AI
• 06:44 – Seeking Forgiveness: A Butterfly's Fate
• 07:14 – Upcoming Segments and Shitty Topics

Resources:

• Johnny's on the Potty Podcast - https://example.com/johnnys-on-the-potty
• New York City Official Toilet Plan - https://nyc.gov/toilets
• Smart Toilet Technologies - https://smarttoilets.com

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EPISODE CREDITS:

Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock

Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D.

Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney

Audio Engineer, George Gross

Agency, Deybruyar

Music licensed through Artlist

String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.

LINKS:

Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

That sound of flushing? That's 2Ply The Soft Rapper dropping bars and truth bombs from the throne.

You thought this was just another bathroom humor podcast? Wrong. This week, Johnny brings hip-hop to the bathroom with none other than 2Ply The Soft Rapper, the MC who keeps it real, keeps it clean (well, kind of), and spits verses that'll make you laugh, cry, and question every lie you've ever told.

2Ply isn't your average MC. While other rappers brag about cash and cars, this guy's out here preaching honesty, parenting wisdom, and the importance of checking on your loved ones' health. He's soft on skin but hard on the mic, gentle with his loved ones but ruthless with the truth. It's like if Kendrick Lamar did a TED Talk on a toilet, and honestly? We're here for it.

From "Your lives are flushed" to his heartfelt plea to "Please help me be a civilian again," 2Ply The Rapper brings raw authenticity to Johnny's porcelain stage. This episode proves that sometimes the realest conversations happen in the bathroom, and sometimes the best life advice comes wrapped in bathroom humor and sick beats.

In This Episode:

• 2Ply: "I'm the guy, the one they call 2Ply"
• The Absolution Solution: flushing away sins, one honest bar at a time
• Hip-hop meets bathroom wisdom in the most unexpected collaboration
• Tales of Truth and Lies: why 2Ply keeps it 100, even when it's messy
• Parenting bars that hit harder than a double-ply wipe
• The real meaning behind "Your lives are flushed" (spoiler: it's deeper than you think)
• 2Ply's plea: "Please help me be a civilian again" and what it means to stay authentic
• Why caring for your loved ones' health is the realest flex
• How humor and hip-hop help us process life's crappiest moments

Timely Flush: In an era where authenticity is currency and everyone's faking it 'til they make it, 2Ply proves that keeping it real, even from the bathroom, is the ultimate power move. Soft on skin, hard on the mic, and always 100% honest.

Chapters:

• 00:00 – Introduction to Johnny's PottyCast
• 00:51 – Crapper Credo by 2Ply
• 02:16 – The Absolution Solution: Flushing Sins
• 04:24 – Tales of Truth and Lies
• 10:44 – Upcoming Segments and Conclusion

Don't forget to follow us on Shitter.

EPISODE CREDITS:

Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock

Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D.

Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney

Audio Engineer, George Gross

Agency, Deybruyar

Music licensed through Artlist

String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.

LINKS:

Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!

That sound you hear? That's the future of bathroom technology flushing away your last shred of dignity.

You think you know toilets? Think again. While you've been doing your business the old-fashioned way like some kind of caveman, there's a whole world of $10,000 smart toilets out there that'll heat your seat, play you music, analyze your... output... and probably judge you for that late-night Taco Bell run.

This week, Johnny parks himself on the porcelain throne for a solo session that'll blow your mind (and possibly other things). We're talking smart toilets that do everything except your taxes, bizarre bathroom statistics that'll make you question your entire existence, and workplace bathroom anxiety that's more real than you think.

Did you know you'll poop 26,000 pounds in your lifetime? That's roughly the weight of three elephants. Speaking of elephants, stick around 'til the end because we're teasing something big involving elephant coffee and some very special co-hosts named PP and Poo Poo.

In This Episode:

• The $10,000 smart toilet that's smarter than your phone (and more judgmental)
• The Great Goldfish Flush: RIP Nemo, we hardly knew ye
• Why dining on the potty is more common than you think (and why Johnny doesn't judge)
• Workplace bathroom anxiety: the struggle is real, folks
• The world record for longest time spent on the toilet (spoiler: it's longer than your last Netflix binge)
• Diarrhea as a legitimate getaway weapon (yes, really)
• Meet PP and Poo Poo: your new favorite co-hosts (coming soon)
• The staggering 26,000-pound truth about your lifetime bathroom output

Timely Flush: Smart toilet sales have surged 347% in the past year, with the average American now spending 23 minutes per bathroom visit on their phone. If you're going to spend that much time in there anyway, might as well have a seat that heats itself, right?

Chapters:

• 00:00 – Welcome to the Pottycast!
• 02:54 – The Great Goldfish Flush
• 05:11 – Dining on the Potty
• 06:56 – Workplace Bathroom Anxiety
• 09:24 – Record-Breaking Potty Time
• 10:47 – Diarrhea as a Getaway Weapon

Resources:

• Guinness World Records - Longest Potty Sit - https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/longest-time-spent-on-the-toilet
• MIT Human Waste Project - https://web.mit.edu/humanwaste
• NASA Space Toilet Development - https://www.nasa.gov/spacetoilet

Don't forget to follow us on Shitter.

EPISODE CREDITS:

Creator and Host, Johnny La Rock

Brand Architect, Marta La Rock, Ph.D.

Executive Producer, Erin Sweeney

Audio Engineer, George Gross

Agency, Deybruyar

Music licensed through Artlist

String Quartet No. 19 in C Major, K. 465 (‘Dissonance’)” by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Performed by Musopen. Licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0.

LINKS:

Be sure to send us topic request at johnnypottycast@gmail.com!