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Just The Thing

Just The Thing

By: Joel Jessup and Chris Regan
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Writers Joel Jessup and Chris Regan reimagine cult and classic movies by adding John Carpenter's The Thing into the story. Not even the two hosts understand why they are doing this but they'll figure it out, one movie at a time.

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  • Circuitry Man and Circuitry Man II: Plughead Rewired
    Jun 30 2026

    This week on Just The Thing, we're heading into the low-budget wasteland of early '90s straight-to-video sci-fi as we drop John Carpenter's shapeshifting nightmare into Circuitry Man and its bonkers sequel, Circuitry Man II: Plughead Rewired.

    Joel and Chris explore these forgotten cyberpunk curios, discussing killer cyborgs, brain-addling biochips, post-apocalyptic world-building, and why low-budget sci-fi so often punches well above its weight. Along the way, they celebrate the weird charm of direct-to-video cinema and ask the question that really matters: what happens when a creature that can become anyone encounters a world obsessed with replacing humanity with technology?

    Come with us on a journey back to a time when the choice of which movie to rent was based solely on an imaginative VHS cover.

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    Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • The Fantastic Four: First Steps
    Apr 21 2026

    This week on Just The Thing, we re-release one of our old Patreon episodes as it's becoming more and more relevant in the lead up to Avengers: Doomsday. Yes, we're dropping the shapeshifting nightmare from The Thing into the bright, optimistic world of The Fantastic Four: First Steps, a film that already features a Thing!

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    Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    46 mins
  • Predator: Badlands
    Mar 17 2026

    This week on Just The Thing, we head into space again with Predator: Badlands, and for the first time in the show’s history, Joel and Chris find themselves on opposite sides of the battlefield. Joel had a surprisingly good time with this new entry in the franchise… Chris, on the other hand, absolutely did not.

    Along the way they revisit the original Predator, discuss where the series has gone since, and Chris gets stuck on an important piece of world-building: do Predators use toilets?

    Eventually, as always, the conversation circles back to the real question: what happens when you drop the creature from The Thing into a Predator hunting ground? Would the ultimate hunter recognise the ultimate imitator — or would it already be too late?

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    Music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

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    1 hr and 7 mins
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