• Ep. 398 Starry Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
    Apr 1 2026

    Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this movie brings up, it doesn’t compare to the horrors of today’s world. So, let’s pop some acid with Ketryn and see what sticks, shall we? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Starry Eyes.

    Dir. Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer

    Writers Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer


    Nominate your picks for the Sammie Awards: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammie-awards-us-153856987

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    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Ep. 397 Starry Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
    Mar 25 2026

    Kim tells Ket about a movie too triggering for the girls to have done any earlier than the 397th episode. Starry Eyes sends the girls barreling back to a time and place that feels, frankly, all too real. But Kim apparently is far enough removed that she doesn’t even know the correct term for Casting Director. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim survives the PTSD of working in a chain restaurant.

    Dir. Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer

    Writers Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer


    Nominate your picks for the Sammie Awards: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sammie-awards-us-153856987


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep. 396 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 2: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
    Mar 18 2026

    Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KNOW was not in style in the 00s was wearing lockets with pictures of people you don’t know, that sort of kind of look like you. That being said, Kim will be getting a locket with a picture of a pale brunette that vaguely looks like her for her birthday next year, from Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th (2009).

    Dir. Marcus Nispel

    Writers Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark Swift


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!


    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Ep. 395 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 1: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
    Mar 11 2026

    Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. We’re also seeing some major similarities between the 80s and the 00s that are pretty hard to swallow. Stay tuned for part 2 of the finale next week!

    Dir. Marcus Nispel

    Writers Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark Swift


    DREAD CENTRAL HUNT CONTEST RULES:

    https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/559907/contest-join-the-hunt-with-dread-central-to-win-killer-ready-or-not-merch/


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!


    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Ep. 394 Heart Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
    Mar 4 2026

    Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past where they would have welcomed the appearance of a serial killer. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Heart Eyes.

    Dir. Josh Ruben

    Writers Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy


    SHADOW (Award Winning Horror Comedy Short Film)

    Following the capture of a town’s Halloween massacre killer, wisecracking waitress Claire (Sophia Zolan) trains a mysterious new server. But when the newcomer starts stalking her, Claire fears they may have caught the wrong guy.

    Shadow won an AUDIENCE AWARD at Midsummer Scream and was an OFFICIAL SELECTION at Screamfest Los Angeles and Screamfest New Orleans.

    Writer/Director: Sophia Zolan https://youtu.be/lrwOxbJSz1Q


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

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    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Ep. 393 Heart Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
    Feb 25 2026

    Ket gives Kim and all the Sammies a belated Valentine’s day gift with Heart eyes starring Chad from Scream, and Devon Sawaaa! If a Hallmark movie had a serial killer in it, it would be this movie. Sometimes death is just so romantic. Stay tuned for more Devon after these messages.

    Dir. Josh Ruben

    Writers Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy


    Sophia Zolan's horror short "SHADOW": https://youtu.be/lrwOxbJSz1Q


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!


    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ep. 392 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 2: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
    Feb 18 2026

    Kim finishes telling Ket about the second half of this riveting masterpiece. When you put Freddy in the mix with other misogynist dorks… Jason doesn’t seem so bad, honestly. Grab your jello and let’s finish this! It is finished, right? There isn’t one more to tell in exactly one month is there? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Freddy vs. Jason.

    Dir. Ronny Yu

    Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift

    Based on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor Miller


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!


    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Ep. 391 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 1: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
    Feb 11 2026

    Kim tells Ket about the millionth installment of their Friday the 13th series with special guest, Fred D. Krueger. What are these two crazy kids gonna get up to? Couldn’t possibly be scarier than the amount of sweat that Ket produces. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out which dudes are toxic AF, even post mortem.

    Dir. Ronny Yu

    Writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift

    Based on characters created by Wes Craven and Victor Miller



    **NOTE: Apologies for the slight audio crackle in this one. It wasn't apparent during recording, and was only noticed during post-production. We're going to troubleshoot before our next recording to fix this. Thanks for your patience -- Producer Arik**


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod


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    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!


    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc


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    1 hr and 45 mins