• S3 E4 Wedding Bloss
    May 12 2026

    Interesting episode this week, as David Croft aand Jeremy Lloyd stood aside to welcome two new writers – John Chapman and Ian Davidson. The trio discuss slight differences in style, and the verdict overall is deemed to be positive. Much hilarity at Kim’s kitchen table as Guy treats us to impressions of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and a horse. Gorden deftly covers a minor setback, and the team discuss coping with things that go wrong during live theatre performances.

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    22 mins
  • S3 E3 An Enigma Variation
    May 5 2026

    As we reach the 50th episode, agreement is unanimous that the writers Croft and Lloyd are on top form. At a ball for the generals, attended by all the regular characters, Mimi is hidden in a double bass case, while Yvette hides with Monsieur Alphonse in the piano – forcing his dicky ticker into overdrive. Flick and von Smallhausen, disguised as maids, display their pretty ankles, and René risks being fingered for the disappearance of Gruber’s little tank. In the Land of Pod, Kim gets a panto babe caught between her legs.

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    23 mins
  • S3 E2 Train of Events
    Apr 28 2026

    In this TV episode, the actors are squashed on to a train set (not a trainset, though not much bigger), and talk about the fun of miming rolling carriages. Richard, believing his scenes were all pre-filmed, plays truant from the studio on a holiday with his fiancée, and Is forced to make a breakneck journey to get back for an unscheduled scene. Guy recounts working with Johnny Depp, and lots of fun with listeners’ letters.

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    25 mins
  • S3 E1 Flight to Geneva
    Apr 28 2026

    After a lengthy hiatus, Kim, Guy and Richard are overjoyed to find themselves back in the studio – or kitchen as some people call it – together with Ron and the cats. Subjects under discussion range from marvelling at Gorden’s delivery of his opening monologue, to Kim flipping her knickers on to a hatstand, and an encounter with the New Zealand police while on tour with Su Pollard from Hi de Hi!

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    23 mins
  • Bonus Episode – Willing Spirits Pilot
    Jul 22 2025

    Now that the podcast is on a short hiatus at the end of Season 2, we bring you a bonus episode – Willing Spirits, a the pilot for a radio sitcom that we created during lockdown, using smartphones and zoom. The cast was scattered across the globe, from Australia to Kent, via Herfordshire and the Cotswolds. This presented a number of challenges, and the quality is not as polished as it would be had it been recorded in a studio. However, we think it will still entertain, and depending on the response that we receive from airing this, we will consider re-recording it, along with the rest of the series. Some of our more sharp-eared listeners will recognise the voice of Jan Francis, who played Yvette in Secret Army – the drama series of which ‘Allo ‘Allo! was based, and whose character was the model for Michelle of the Resistance.

    See Kim, Guy and Richard live in the Listen Very Carefully stage show at:

    Guildford Yvonne Arnaud – 11 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Salford, Lowry Theatre – 12 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Shrewsbury, Severn Theatre (Evening)

    Book now at Fane.co.uk

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    25 mins
  • S2 E20 Land Mines for London
    Jul 15 2025
    Gathered around Kim’s table once again, the Peasants talk about Kim removing Richard’s trousers, sharing a jacuzzi with the red hot 1980s’ band Curiosity Killed the Cat, and many other matters of world importance. As they toast the final episode of Season 2 of the podcast with a glass of Prosecco (any excuse), Richard is made to drink his from a plastic cup, as he is not to be trusted with glass. Lots of plot, as usual, involving another elaborate scheme by Michellle of the Resistance to get the airman away, but as usual, it all turns to dust. This episode marks the end of Season 2. But we are not going away, and will be back in a few weeks with more analysis of the great questions of the universe.

    See Kim, Guy and Richard live in The Listen Very Carefully stage show at:

    Guildford Yvonne Arnaud – 11 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Salford, Lowry Theatre – 12 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Shrewsbury, Severn Theatre (Evening)

    Tickets are selling fast, so book now at Fane.co.uk

    You can also watch a video of this podcast at: https://www.youtube.com/@HelgaGruberFlick/videos
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    29 mins
  • S2 E19 Puddings Can Go Off
    Jul 8 2025

    Plenty of the usual lively chat from Kim’s kitchen. Monsieur Leclerc puts in a brief appearance as an exploding pudding seller, but is ejected before he has a chance to speak. In a scene involving Lieutenant Gruber, the writers are powerless to resist a “they eat faggots for breakfast gag”. Kim’s unusually tanned complexion and the liveliness of the acting hint at a recent break from filming. Disguised as monks, Flick and von Smallhausen look even sexier than usual, and soon find themselves tangled up in the bell tower of a church – or, as von Smallhausen puts it: “suspended by the clappers”. With the second series of the podcast soon to take a short break, the peasants float the idea of airing the pilot of an audio comedy series that they have recorded, with the possibility of releasing the series as a podcast.

    See Kim, Guy and Richard live in The Listen Very Carefully stage show at:

    Guildford Yvonne Arnaud – 11 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Salford, Lowry Theatre – 12 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Shrewsbury, Severn Theatre (Evening)

    Tickets are selling fast, so book now at Fane.co.uk

    You can also watch a video of this podcast at: https://www.youtube.com/@HelgaGruberFlick/videos
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    35 mins
  • S2 E18 Money to Burn
    Jul 1 2025

    The episode commences with a duet from René and Edith. Needless to say, one of them is more in tune than the other. The airmen, concealed in a pair of large mines, are being trained in how to release themselves in mid-air by unscrewing their nuts. Once again, despite elaborate groundwork by Michelle of the Resistance, things do not go according to plan. In the kitchen, Kim’s hospitality towards her fellow peasants is as lavish as ever, and as they toil at their work, the heatwave raging outside makes extra ice essential in the gin.

    See Kim, Guy and Richard live in The Listen Very Carefully stage show at:

    Guildford Yvonne Arnaud – 11 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Salford, Lowry Theatre – 12 October 2025 (Matinee)

    Shrewsbury, Severn Theatre (Evening)

    Tickets are selling fast, so book now at Fane.co.uk

    You can also watch a video of this podcast at: https://www.youtube.com/@HelgaGruberFlick/videos
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    26 mins