• Episode 1300: What's in the Backpack?
    Mar 30 2026

    SUMMARY: Matt and Jacob are recording together in the same place, which begs the question of what version of The Churn they're in. Jacob has exciting news about Spadoni and runs afoul of Fremont Street security. Matt overcomes a past shortcoming with a t-shirt. Plus, Al the Pizza Man gives us a business update and a Scoopardy.



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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Episode 1299: In Cod We Trust
    Mar 26 2026

    SUMMARY: Jacob consolidates his DVD collection, as Paul has DVD players to spare; is the latter hoarding? Much praise for the improv show in Bethlehem, Pa. We talk about having diverging opinions with the neighbors while maintaining civil relations. Paul alerts us to what's happening to military experts on UFOs. And a sort-of MOTU Scoopardy!



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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Episode 1298: Live from Bethlehem, PA with Stephen Booth
    Mar 23 2026

    SUMMARY: Stephen Booth, aka the DidgeriDouche, joins Matt and Paul for a live show in Bethlehem, Pa. Paul ponders why a Star Trek-themed Monopoly doesn't make any sense. Matt and Stephen take a trip down memory lane, recalling various bad jobs and time spent in the Virgin Islands. Plus, a treasure trove of Canadian Physical Scoop Mail from Arson Boyd, @arsonboyd on Instagram, and a 'questions from the Zoom chat' Jock vs. Nerd.


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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 1297: Rage Against the Porch Pirate with Jessica Jane
    Mar 19 2026

    SUMMARY: We start the show with Vegas and Pittsburgh weather updates. Matt's in L.A. with the kids touring Universal Studios; does the tram tour reach today's youth? We talk about the Oscars before Jessica Jane joins us to share some new hobbies, a hobby-related injury, plus an interesting way to deal with a porch pirate. Also a Scoopardy!



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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Episode 1296: Art Garfunkel's Dry-Humping Towel
    Mar 16 2026

    SUMMARY: Jacob enjoys listening to multiple versions of popular songs and confronts a Tibetan monk. Vulcan mind melds arouse Paul. Weed lounges are popping up around Vegas; are they social venues? Matt bleeds profusely again. Also a 'See U Next Tuesday' Scoopardy.


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Episode 1295: The Lore of Mouth Finger Butthole
    Mar 12 2026

    SUMMARY: JD Newitt joins us to share a fun animatic from WayneGio along with an update on the HeyScoops documentary. Jacob has glowing words for The Party at Superfrico. Paul has a shoutout for the Player One podcast. Also, some exciting news on Matt and Paul podcasting live in Easton, Pa., and a Scoopardy.

    SPONSOR: Sponsored by Matt Donnelly's Tumble Sausage.

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Episode 1294: Brad Sherwood's That's Not Shakespeare!
    Mar 9 2026

    SUMMARY: Brad Sherwood returns with exciting news about improvising Shakespeare with Matt, Paul, and Spadoni. A callback on "Why are you so hot?" leads the discussion to Brad and Paul's looks in their youth. Plus, a nod to a recent Justin Robert Young podcast on crime and statistics, what constitutes yacht rock, and an 'equal shot answer' Scoopardy.


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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 1293: Tinted, Trimmed, and Waxed
    Mar 5 2026

    SUMMARY: Matt goes to a parent-teacher meeting and oversteps his authority. Paul notes the only good news right now comes from the WWE. Jacob gets a beauty treatment for a Valentine present. Plus, love for "The Muppet Show," Paul sees "Wuthering Heights," travel advice in Scoop Mail, and a 'more 90s' Scoopardy.


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    1 hr and 31 mins